Yes, LOL, I tried to make the cover look nice. First of all, I DO NOT take any credit for any of these riddles, roasts, texts, or puns. All of those smart, clever people out there... and here I am. Hey.
Well, I can't really say anything else... exce...
Snape: Headmaster, I'm afraid the Dark Lord has returned
Dumbledore: Are you serious?
Snape: No, I'm Severus
Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke?
Person 2: Sure.
Person 1: Knock knock
Person 2: Who's there
Person 1: You know
Person 2: You-know-who
Person 1:
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Hermione: I'm going to bed
Draco: Can I Slytherin?
~The only reason why Harry Potter wasn't going into Ravenclaw is because he didn't try to pick the letter off the floor. Instead he jumped around and decreased the chance from 100% to 0%. No wonder he went into Gryffindor~
4 words: Snapes on a plane.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter, you were named after the two bravest men I ever knew.
Ron: .....
Ron: I literally sacrificed myself to a giant chess game when I was 11 for you
~Harry Potter books according to Draco Malfoy~
-Draco Malfoy and the Rejected Handshake
-Draco Malfoy and the Better-Than-Potter's-Broomstick
-Draco Malfoy and Hagrid's Bloody Chicken
-Draco Malfoy and the Year his Father would Hear About
-Draco Malfoy and the Inquisitorial Squad
-Draco Malfoy and the Vanishing Cabinet
-Draco Malfoy and the Year he Realized he had been a Nitwit
