Rich Guy: *Speaking to Receptionist* Hey, do you have a table for three?
Receptionist: Sorry, your table isn't available. Maybe you can wait for a hour or so?
Rich Guy: *Storms out of restaurant*
*Next Day*
Rich Guy: *Comes in through the door*
Receptionist: Oh, hey there again.
Rich Guy: So, I bought the restaurant last night, which means I'm the boss. And by that power, I can say that your job isn't available.
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