Chainsaw

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*Dustin started a chat*
*Dustin added Mike*

Dustin: so, how exactly did you explain to El what love is and what happened after? I need screenshots
Mike: you're not gonna give up, are you?
Dustin: nope, never
Mike: fine, one second
*Mike sent a picture*

Mike: and then she made the new chatDustin: oh wow*Dustin added Lucas, Will*Dustin: read^^Will: well fuck me gently with a chainsawMike: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO WILLLucas: WILL WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROMDustin: have my childre...

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Mike: and then she made the new chat
Dustin: oh wow
*Dustin added Lucas, Will*
Dustin: read^^
Will: well fuck me gently with a chainsaw
Mike: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO WILL
Lucas: WILL WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM
Dustin: have my children
Lucas: seriously, Dustin?
Dustin: what? It's a Heathers quote. I love that movie
Let's pretend that movie existed at that point in time
Mike: I relate
Lucas: I can't
*Lucas left the chat*
Dustin: :(
Will: salty Lucas bc we watched it without him
Mike: I gotta go, going to the Hops'
*Mike left the chat*
Dustin: they're gonna go make out, aren't they
Will: can confirm
Will: I gotta go, Jonathan needs help cooking
*Will left the chat*
Dustin: I shall now sing the song of my people
Dustin: *sings* ALL BY MYSEEEEEEEEEELF
*Dustin left the chat*

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