*Nancy started a chat*
*Nancy added Jonathan, Eleven, Joyce, Jim, Steve, Mike*
Nancy: I have a problem with a person
Eleven: kill them
Nancy: no
Jim: I'll kill them for you
Nancy: Hopper, no
Eleven: well then you don't need the Hopper family
Nancy: there's this guy who's being a jerk to me
Jonathan: suddenly I agree with Eleven
Steve: Suddenly I'm Hopper
Nancy: you guys are useless, Joyce?
Joyce: on it
*Joyce kicked Eleven*
*Joyce kicked Jim*
*Joyce kicked Jonathan*
*Joyce kicked Steve*
Joyce: now may I kill him?
*Nancy kicked Joyce*
Mike: so what's the problem
Nancy: there's this guy, David, who keeps catcalling and harassing me
Mike: easy, kick him in the balls or tell El to scare him, she'll gladly do it
Nancy: I only added you to this chat as a joke, how are you the only useful person
Mike: it's both a gift and a curse
*Nancy kicked Mike*
*Nancy added Eleven*
Nancy: you in?
Eleven: yes
Eleven: definitely
YOU ARE READING
Go ask Hop
FanfictionStranger Things texting bc why not //yes I'm very much aware they didn't have texting back then, I'm just an inspiration-less bitch// also it'll mostly be humor bc sometimes you just need an escape from the "Goodbye Mike."
