*Steve started a chat*
*Steve added Nancy, Jonathan, Dustin, Will, Lucas, Mike, Eleven, Jim, Joyce*
Steve: where y'all at???
Nancy: Lucas' birthday, why?
Steve: 1) HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAN
Steve: 2) what's the address again?
Lucas: 1) THANKS MAN
Lucas: 2) why??????
Mike: Pennington road 45
Mike: why
Steve: one sec
Mike: is this what I think it is
Jonathan: ARE YOU IN TOWN
Eleven: did you get fired
Dustin: Eleven: always the optimist
Will: he's about to crash the party, isn't he
Jim: I've got a gun, we'll be okay
Joyce: put the gun away and get me some wine
Jim: yes ma'am
Jonathan: gross, mom, go flirt somewhere else
Dustin: shush, Byers, they're cute
Will: like you and Lucas
Nancy: I leave for two minutes...
Mike: I'll be outside as guard
Eleven: you'll need someone that has actual muscles to defend us
Mike: touché
Eleven: I'll be out in a sec
Jim: not without me
Joyce: let them be, Hop
Jonathan: yeah, dad
Jim: oi
Lucas: in case anyone wants to see some gr8 Mileven action, go to the window
Dustin: Joyce, hold Hop back plz
Nancy: poor Mike
Jonathan: brought it on himself
Nancy: true
Lucas: have you guys seen my parents anywhere? I haven't seen them in an hour
Dustin: I'm pretty sure they went to get more food and drinks with my parents
Mike: GUYS TAKE COVER HE'S HERE
Eleven: SAVE YOURSELF
Steve: WHOOOOOOOOOOO IM BACK
Steve: also yes, I did indeed get fired
Steve: now put down the phones, guns, and telekinetic children please
Eleven: I'll get down from the ceiling
Mike: how did you even get up there????
Eleven: if I can make you fly, I can easily make myself fly
Dustin: look, Mike, she CAN support El's weight
Mike: you're never gonna let it go, are you
Lucas: nope
Will: I'm back what'd I miss
Joyce: a lot
Steve: PUT DOWN THE PHONES I NEED LOVE
Nancy: jeez, calm down
Jonathan: okay, bud
*Steve kicked all*
*Steve left the chat*
YOU ARE READING
Go ask Hop
FanfictionStranger Things texting bc why not //yes I'm very much aware they didn't have texting back then, I'm just an inspiration-less bitch// also it'll mostly be humor bc sometimes you just need an escape from the "Goodbye Mike."
