*Steve started a chat*
*Steve added Will, Mike, Eleven, Dustin, Lucas, Nancy, Jonathan*
Ngl, these are my faves to write
Steve: guys I'm at least 99% sure James has feelings for Troy
Will: it's midnight, where did this come from?
Steve: so my mom and Troy are moving to the city to live with dad, as you know.
Nancy: WE DID NOT KNOW
Steve: seriously?
Steve: bad Steve, don't do that to miss Nancy
Jonathan: you're an idiot
Steve: anyways
Steve: mom and Troy are moving but I'm gonna move in with Cal
Mike: the officer?
Steve: yeah, he had an extra bedroom and I have money. We came to an agreement.
Will: are you gonna tell us the gay details or not??
Steve: so I just overheard Troy calling James (on speakerphone for some reason) to tell him about them moving
Lucas: go on...
Steve: and James just started crying
Steve: like full-on sobbing
Dustin: oh my god
Steve: and then he said "I don't know what I'm gonna do without you, man"
Will: WE ARE NEVER GONNA LET THIS GO
Steve: and Troy just went "yeah man"
Dustin: I SHIP IT
Lucas: ME TOO
Nancy: I left for like five minutes, wow
Jonathan: ikr
Steve: stop making out and pay attention to us
Mike: yeah, Nancy
Nancy: Mike, you're not home...
Mike: I am
Mike: I'm in the backyard
Nancy: whatcha doing there?
Mike: ...sneaking out...
Eleven: thanks for notifying me
Steve: always notify your gf, you might catch her and some other guy sitting on her bed and assume she's cheating, only to end up in a polygamous relationship with said gf and said guy
Jonathan: you just summarized our entire past wow
Steve: thanks, I'm good at writing short things
Nancy: like all you essays
Dustin: buuuurn
Lucas: buuuuuuuurn
Lucas: why is your wifi faster
Dustin: hah, suck it
Dustin: NOT LITERALLY
Steve: jfc I had a heart attack
Will: WE'RE CHILDREN
Steve: why'd you think I had a heart attack
Will: fairs
Eleven: Mike, you almost here?
Mike: saw a cat, had to pet
Eleven: I understand
Eleven: Scott taught me how to write my name today
Lucas: ????didn't you know already????
Eleven: in binary code
Nancy: perks of having a number as name
Jonathan: not gonna lie, that's pretty cool
Mike: El, open the window, the flies are eating me alive
Eleven: I'm sorry
Mike: aaaaaand you just walked away from the window
Eleven: walk to the front door, you idiot
Mike: oh wow, I get to use the door
Jonathan: I'm pretty sure Hop and mom went out so you have the house to yourself
Will: speaking of having the house to yourself: where u at
Steve: where do you think?
Will: Wheeler?
Steve: yup
Will: in that case I'm inviting Henry over
Steve: in that case, I'm on my way
Will: oh no, poor Henry
Steve: we already met
Will: wait when??
Steve: El stole your phone
Eleven: we're on our way too
Mike: thanks for notifying me
Dustin: wait for us
Lucas: WE SHALL INTERROGATE
Nancy: on our way
Jonathan: bringing the camera
Will: *facepalms*
The title is Eleven in binary code btw
YOU ARE READING
Go ask Hop
FanfictionStranger Things texting bc why not //yes I'm very much aware they didn't have texting back then, I'm just an inspiration-less bitch// also it'll mostly be humor bc sometimes you just need an escape from the "Goodbye Mike."
