*Max started a chat*
*Max added Mike, Eleven, Will, Henry, Dustin, Lucas*
Max: okay I'm done with you guys bugging me about it so I'm just gonna tell you why you can't know my address
Max: my mom's an alcoholic, she's constantly passed out or drunk to forget about the fact that my dad is always cheating on her and beating her. My brother's a grade-A asshole who beats me and has threatened to kill you guys if you ever show up at the doorstep
Henry: we should run away together
Mike: you realize you're friends with the Chief's kid and he can arrest them for abuse and negligence, right
Max: they're all I have left
Dustin: you have us now
Lucas: and we'll be here for you for a long time
Max: no getting rid of you losers, is there?
Will: nope
Will: now if you'll excuse me, I have to go yell at my brother
Eleven: can I help?
Will: yes please, I'm under five feet
Henry: how's the weather down there?
Will: Henry, you're shorter
Henry: shhhhhhh
Eleven: I'm hyped up, I wanna beat someone up
Mike: calm down
Eleven: NOOOOOOOOPE
Mike: Will, we've talked about giving El candy
Will: it's two days after Halloween, what did you think was gonna happen
Mike: honestly I thought she'd finish her candy in one day
Will: she slept till 4 pm yesterday
Mike: ah that's why
Eleven: LETS GOOOOOOOOO
Will: welp I gotta go
*Will left the chat*
*Eleven left the chat*
Mike: I love her
Henry: I love him
Dustin: you sent that in the same second, wow
Mike: Max, I'll give you Hop's number
*Mike sent a contact*
Max: thank you
*Max left the chat
Henry: FUCK I HAVE AN ART PROJECT DUE TOMORROW
*Henry left the chat*
Mike: idiot
Lucas: Mike, you're alone with us...
Mike: yeah yeah yeah
*Mike left the chat*
Lucas: what a bunch of losers
Dustin: says you
Lucas: oi
Dustin: kidddddiiiiiiiing
Lucas: I know
Lucas: you coming over or what
Dustin: omw
*Dustin left the chat*
*Lucas left the chat*
YOU ARE READING
Go ask Hop
FanfictionStranger Things texting bc why not //yes I'm very much aware they didn't have texting back then, I'm just an inspiration-less bitch// also it'll mostly be humor bc sometimes you just need an escape from the "Goodbye Mike."
