*Dustin started a chat*
*Dustin added Lucas*
Dustin: so, what details should we give them?
Lucas: wanna make up some weird shit?
Dustin: uhm, yeah
Lucas: good, let's go
*Lucas left the chat*
Dustin: wait what's the plaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
Dustin: you already left
*Dustin left the chat*
=
*Jonathan started a chat*
*Jonathan added Nancy, Jim, Henry, Dustin, Mike*
Jonathan: I don't feel like adding everyone but I know all of you are in groups of at least two so this'll do
Henry: please tell us that rhyme was intended
Nancy: if that was intended, I'm leaving you
Jonathan: it was not intended
Jonathan: (totally was)
Jim: what's wrong?
Mike: I've once said less than that first message in a week
Dustin: why are we here?
Jonathan: becAUSE I don't believe the bullshit you guys have told us
Dustin: what bullshit?
Jim: LANGUAGE
Mike: there is no way you guys do/don't do the things you said
Dustin: of course there is
Nancy: NOOOOO WAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY
Mike: Steve, give Nancy her phone back
Nancy: see last message
Mike: Stevie, please?
Mike: -Ellie
Nancy: ugh fine
Mike: can't believe pretending to be El works
Mike: stop stealing my identity
Mike: this is the fourth time this week
Jonathan: now that's some bullcrap that I do believe
Dustin: it's that easy?
Dustin: we planned for like 10 minutes while we should've used their relationship instead?
Nancy: so you admit you planned
Dustin: whaaaaaaaaaat
Dustin: noooooooooooooo
Mike: El actually just raised an eyebrow at you
Dustin: hi my name is Dustin and I'm very much in live with my boyfriend but talking about it makes me uncomfortable.
Dustin: THAT WAS NOT ME
Dustin: El, stop manipulating my phone
Mike: "NOOOOO WAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY" -Steve Harrington
Nancy: oi, tiny Wheeler
Jim: we leave for like two minutes...
Henry: to do what?
Jonathan: I DO NOT NEED TO KNOW
Henry: ME NEITHER
Henry: I do
Mike: I don't
Mike: me neither
Nancy: well at least Mike agrees with himself
Dustin: guys, it's getting dark
Dustin: and we're in the middle of the woods
Dustin: none of us want to be here after dark
Nancy: at the path in five?
Jonathan: okay
Jim: already there
Mike: one second, gotta show you guys something
Henry: yup, I'm scared of her
Nancy: we all are, tiny dude
Mike: it's too dark
Mike: some other time
Jim: now let's go
*Nancy kicked all*
*Nancy left the chat*
My family's gonna be here all day, I'm actually gonna die.
YOU ARE READING
Go ask Hop
FanfictionStranger Things texting bc why not //yes I'm very much aware they didn't have texting back then, I'm just an inspiration-less bitch// also it'll mostly be humor bc sometimes you just need an escape from the "Goodbye Mike."
