*Mike started a chat*
*Mike added Steve*
Mike: control your hoes
Steve: what are my precious children up to?
Mike: Jonathan and Eleven are both staying over. Eleven was going to borrow some of Nancy's sweatpants to sleep in.
Steve: oh no
Mike: I'm pretty sure she's more shaken than she was in the Upside Down
Steve: are they...done yet?
Mike: they stopped when she walked in
Steve: did those idiots actually forget to lock the door
Mike: they're really happy mom and dad are out of town
Steve: imma scold them. One sec, little guy
Mike: I've grown three inches since you left so shut it, Harrington
Steve: no can do, small Wheeler
*Steve added Nancy, Jonathan, Eleven*
Steve: I brought you here to control my hoes (not you, El)
Nancy: Mike, you had one job
Mike: oh btw, Steve, I wasn't supposed to tell you
Jonathan: please don't tell my mom
Steve: oh no, I will do something much worse
Mike: are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Eleven: I can assure you that he is
Steve: would you stop reading my mind
Eleven: sorry
Steve: it's okay
Mike: DO IT, HARRINGTON
Nancy: lol, you sound like Jonathan
Mike: ew
*Steve added Will*
Mike: read ^
Will: y
*Will left the chat*
Jonathan: I'm screwed
Steve: you are in every sense of the word
Mike: I have an even better idea
Eleven: Mike, it'll get them both killed
Eleven: ...do it
Nancy: seriously El?????? Y u betray me????????
Eleven: you've scarred me for life
*Mike added Jim*
Jim: okay lemme read
*Nancy left the chat*
*Jonathan left the chat*
Jim: IM ON MY WAY, BABY GIRL
Eleven: thanks dad
Steve: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww el u so precious
Mike: back off
Jim: back off
Steve: damn
*Steve left the chat*
Jim: should I come pick you up, princess?
Mike: she's fine
Jim: I'm calling you Princess from now on, Wheeler
Eleven: I'm okay. Don't worry
Jim: okay. Call me if you need me
Eleven: I will
Jim: love you
Eleven: love you too
*Jim left the chat*
Eleven: hey, Princess
Mike: *rolls eyes* shut up
Eleven: you're no fun. Now get down here so we can finish the movie
Mike: I have eggos and popcorn
Eleven: good
*Eleven left the chat*
*Mike left the chat*
YOU ARE READING
Go ask Hop
FanfictionStranger Things texting bc why not //yes I'm very much aware they didn't have texting back then, I'm just an inspiration-less bitch// also it'll mostly be humor bc sometimes you just need an escape from the "Goodbye Mike."
