*Troy started a chat*
*Troy added James*
Troy: hey numbnuts
James: what
Troy: guess who's moving back, you faggot
James: oh god no
Troy: oh god yes
Troy: bet you regret the disgusting things you told me now, huh
*James left the chat*
Troy: pussy
*Troy left the chat*
=
*Henry started a chat*
*Henry added Mike, Eleven, Will, Steve, Nancy, Lucas, Dustin, Max*
Nancy: hey kid
Henry: please cut the "poor child" crap
Nancy: uhm
Nancy: okay
Will: HENRY!
Henry: hey Will
Steve: MCBERSLEY
Steve: I HAVENT SEEN YOU IN FOREVER
Henry: you saw me a week ago
Steve: that's way too long ago
Steve: we need a family get-together
Eleven: Steve, don't
Henry: without her
Will: Henry, I am coming over and idgaf if you think you're fine or won't open your window. I'll sit on your uncomfortable roof all night if I must
Henry: okay
*Henry left the chat*
*Will left the chat*
Max: uhm hi?
Steve: fresh blood
Max: Steve Elijah Harrington, boyfriend of Nancy Wheeler?
Steve: that's not creepy at all
Nancy: how did you know what his middle name was? I didn't even know that
Max: I know people, miss "most likely to be a crazy cat lady"
Nancy: how
Mike: I REMEMBER THAT
Eleven: sounds accurate
Nancy: and to think I viewed you as my sister, El
Eleven: this is what sisters are for
Dustin: I can confirm
Max: DUSTER
Dustin: ASSHOLE
Max: ayy
Dustin: gayy
Steve: you called?
Nancy: should I just go or...?
Steve: NUU DONT LEAVE ME
Steve: NOT WITH THEM
Lucas: thanks
Steve: shush, Sinclair
Steve: Nancy, we should go on an actual proper date again
Nancy: agreed
*Nancy left the chat*
Steve: wouldn't want you guys to show up, now would we
Steve: and Ellie, don't even think about it
Eleven: don't worry, I was told not to
Mike: El, every time Hop tells you not to sneak out at night, you end up at my place
*Steve left the chat*
Eleven: true
Mike: and I really love that
Max: guys, I'm gonna have a heart attack and puke at the same time
Lucas: welcome to our world
Max: I'm so sorry
Dustin: we just do it right back
Max: oh no, don't tell me I'm in a chat with two couples
Mike: there were four earlier
Max: that I could handle
Lucas: we're not afraid to start kicking people, you know
Mike: that's true, they're not
Max: try me
*Lucas kicked Max*
Dustin: savage
Mike: SUPPORTIVE BOYFRIEND
Eleven: says you
Lucas: you just burned yourself
*Lucas kicked Mike*
*Dustin kicked Eleven*
Lucas: hurry tf up before the food gets cold and mom makes me break up with you
Dustin: calm down, I had to take a detour. I just couldn't drive through Henry's street
Lucas: I understand
Lucas: now hurry up, you idiot
*Lucas left the chat*
Dustin: he loves me
*Dustin left the chat*
YOU ARE READING
Go ask Hop
FanfictionStranger Things texting bc why not //yes I'm very much aware they didn't have texting back then, I'm just an inspiration-less bitch// also it'll mostly be humor bc sometimes you just need an escape from the "Goodbye Mike."
