So I just hit 1k and I promised I'd do an over 1k chapter... I truly have no life.
*Steve started a chat*
*Steve added Nancy, Jonathan*
Steve: guys, Cal's out to testify in Washington
Nancy: It's thursday
Jonathan: we don't have school tomorrow because of the teachers going on strike, remember
Nancy: I'm in
Jonathan: I'll get the beers
Steve: I'll get the real alcohol
Nancy: YOURE PLANNING A PARTY WITHOUT US??
Nancy: xx Mike
Jonathan: oh no
*Nancy added Mike*
Mike: oh yes
*Mike added Eleven, Henry, Will, Alexis, Dustin, Lucas*
Will: I'm in if Henry is
Henry: I AM IN
Henry: let's get WASTED
Steve: no drunk kids on my watch
Eleven: I can knock him out
Jonathan: fine, you guys can come, but no alcohol for you
Alexis: deal
Dustin: awwwee
Lucas: seems fair
Mike: please, Nancy
Nancy: stop complaining before I add Hopper
Henry: *salutes*
Nancy: good, you guys take care of food
Alexis: I'll do music
Mike: LONGEST SENTENCE YET
Steve: Mike, calm down
Will: ah how the turns have tabled
Henry: is it too late to break up?
Will: yes
Henry: okay
Steve: Cal's house is too small for this many people
Dustin: INTO THE WOODS
Lucas: LIGHT A FIRE
Will: just don't fall in
Eleven: marshmallows?
Mike: yes
Mike: of course
Eleven: IM IN
Alexis: me too
Steve: I think we've established by now that everyone is in
Jonathan: Steve, no passing out this time
Jonathan: Nancy, same goes for you
Nancy: it was ONE TIME
Mike: *ahem*
Nancy: THREE TIMES
Henry: oh wow
Henry: don't do the alcohols, kids
Will: you're legit the youngest here
Steve: DONT DO THE ALCOHOLS KIDS
Steve: there should be a comma in that sentence
Eleven: how are you the oldest here?
Steve: got born first
Dustin: no shit, Sherlock
Steve: shut up, Watson
Lucas: he know's the reference?????
Dustin: that's DOCTOR Watson to you
Nancy: is everyone almost leaving? Also where are we even meeting?
Steve: how's about we meet behind Cal's and walk from there
Mike: deal, be there in a few
=next morning bc im a lazy ass=
Nancy: where the actual fuck am I
Jonathan: rt
Steve: I just woke up in my underwear
Steve: next to a squirrel
Eleven: I just woke up on a piece of wood, floating in the lake. I'm pretty sure my "loving boyfriend" had something to do with it, as he is on the shore laughing at me
Mike: I CANT DASHCJFISNCJFHMDIV
Dustin: how the fuck did I end up in a tree?
Eleven: that may be my fault
Henry: for some reason I woke up in Nancy's bed
Henry: alone
Henry: I don't even know the address
Will: why am I in just my underwear, next to Lucas, who is also in his underwear, and has a mustache drawn on him
Dustin: step away from my boyfriend and tell me where you are
Eleven: Dustin, turn right, you'll find Mike there, pinned to the ground
Dustin: you weren't kidding
Will: where are you guys?
Eleven: sharp left, keep walking until you reach Steve and a squirrel having a deep conversation, then turn right
Will: should I bring Lucas?
Dustin: nah
Henry: what a loving boyfriend
Will: I'll bring him anyways but I'm gonna have to carry him
Eleven: I'll fly him here
Henry: could everyone that currently isn't please get dressed?
Will: I've got two pairs of pants, neither of which are mine, pretty sure they're Mike and El's
Eleven: I'm wearing a dress
Nancy: I'm not, pretty sure that's mine
Eleven: then what are you wearing?
Nancy: I've got Steve's jacket and Jonathan's shirt tied around my waist like a skirt and I'm pretty sure this is your shirt that I'm wearing
Steve: the squirrel left me for a bird
Steve: I'm crying
Will: he isn't kidding, I just walked past him, he's actually crying
Nancy: I think I hear sobbing, I'll head towards it once my legs allow me to stand
Jonathan: El, are you back to the shore yet?
Eleven: yup
Henry: where's Lexi?
Alexis: dressed, sober, island
Eleven: got it, I'll pick you up with the piece of wood
Alexis: thanks
Eleven: Guard Mike while I'm gone so he doesn't run
Nancy: daaaaaaaamn
Jonathan: whose pants are these?
Jonathan: wait they're my own
Jonathan: never mind
Jonathan: wait why am I wearing a tanktop with flowers on it?
Nancy: that's mine
Steve: let's all go to the lake now
Jonathan: I can already see it
Henry: I'll just...
Eleven: straight line, Henry, straighter than you are
Henry: got it
Henry: found you
Nancy: everyone here?
Steve: yup
Nancy: good
*Nancy kicked all*
*Nancy left the chat*
=meanwhile=
*Jim started a chat*
*Jim added Joyce, Karen*
Jim: I don't have any kids but I do have El's shoes but I'm sure she put them on before she left
Joyce: no kids, just shoes
Karen: I'm missing Nancy and Mike but I do have Henry McBersley sleeping in Nancy's bed. But I know for a fact that kid doesn't know our address
Jim: I just got some noise complaints about the lake near Cal's house, I'll go pick them up.
Joyce: tell mine that they're grounded
Karen: tell them that everyone that's drunk is grounded, I don't care that Steve pays rent
Karen: I could get him fired
Jim: okay I'll do that
*Karen left the chat*
Joyce: are you two almost done packing?
Jim: just a few more small things
Joyce: good, see you in a bit
*Joyce left the chat*
*Jim left the chat*
=
*Jim started a chat*
*Jim added Eleven*
Jim: are you all together?
Jim: princess?
Eleven: not yet, just woke up
Jim: in what state?
Eleven: on a piece of wood in the middle of the lake, wearing Nancy's clothes and yelling at Mike who's standing on the shore laughing at me
Jim: that's quite a lot of words
Jim: are you okay?
Eleven: I am
Eleven: Mike won't be for much longed
Jim: leave him to me
Jim: I warned him about doing stuff like this
Eleven: it's okay, dad
Eleven: I'll get everyone here now so you can pick them up
Jim: okay, tell me when you're done
Eleven: okay, done
Jim: only took you half an hour
Eleven: ever tried to get three drunk teenagers and a bunch of confused kids to one place?
Jim: I have not and I would like to keep it that way
Jim: I'll be there in five, tell Princess to watch his back
Eleven: will do
Eleven: love you
Jim: love you too
*Eleven left the chat*
*Jim left the chat*
Over 1k words whoop. Also based on what happened last time I made plans with my friends (except for Lucas flying, my friend just got up and walked) and Steve's story is what happened to me
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FanfictionStranger Things texting bc why not //yes I'm very much aware they didn't have texting back then, I'm just an inspiration-less bitch// also it'll mostly be humor bc sometimes you just need an escape from the "Goodbye Mike."
