*Mike started a chat*
*Mike added Eleven, Will, Lucas, Dustin*
Mike: hello gays and Eleven
Lucas: I'm out
Mike: I was just kidding
Mike: anyways
Mike: El, we need to ask you a favor
Eleven: yeah sure
Mike: we need you to scare Troy. Not hurt him or anything just spook him.
Eleven: oh I know just what to do
Will: El, you terrify me sometimes
Dustin: El, you terrify me all the time
Lucas: El, I love you
Mike: oi
Dustin: oi
Eleven: when should I?
Mike: preferably right now
Eleven: okay. One sec
Eleven: I'm gonna make a new chat after that so you guys should leave
*Eleven left the chat*
Mike: yes ma'am
*Mike left the chat*
Will: yeah yeah yeah
*Will left the chat*
Dustin: I love you
*Dustin left the chat*
Lucas: I love you too
*Lucas left the chat*
=
*Eleven started a chat*
*Eleven added Mike, Will, Dustin, Lucas, Troy, James, Steve*
Troy: what the fuck just happened
James: what's wrong
Steve: little dudes (and dudette) what did you do
Eleven: I kinda made his mind see the Demogorgon for a split second
Will: that's low, El
Will: I love it
Troy: what the hell are you
Mike: oh screw you, Troy
*Mike kicked Troy*
Mike: I've always wanted to do that
James: why would you guys do that
Dustin: screw you, too
*Dustin kicked James*
Dustin: feels great to kick THEM for a change
Steve: will anyone explain to me what is going on
Eleven: I was just following orders
Will: I had nothing to do with it
Steve: okay tiny guy and surprisingly tall telekinetic girl
Lucas: it was Dustin's idea
Dustin: it was Lucas' idea
Steve: Mike? What do you have to say for yourself
Mike: euhm
Mike: Jonathan and Nancy went camping in the woods together
Steve: wait WHAT
Steve: imma check that out
Steve: peace out, losers
*Steve left the chat*
Mike: that was a close one
Will: I'm not THAT short
Lucas: it was not my idea, it was yours
Dustin: no it wasn't
Lucas: it was
Dustin: it wasn't
Lucas: it was
Dustin: it wasn't
Mike: cut it out
Eleven: let them, it's like Hop and Joyce's arguments
Will: oh right, El, we should tell them
Eleven: go ahead
Mike: tell us what
Will: are Dustin and Lucas listening
Mike: probably making out, continue
Eleven: DAD AND JOYCE ARE DATING
Will: hey, why did you get to say it
Eleven: I figured it out
Will: true
Mike: HOLY SHIT IT WAS ABOUT DAMN TIME
Lucas: YOU OWE ME MONEY, HENDERSON
Dustin: ah shit
Will: oh I gotta go. Jonathan isn't home so I gotta cook dinner before my mom attempts to
Eleven: Dad rented a movie and ordered pizza so I gotta go too
Mike: I gotta clean the basement or else El won't be allowed to sleep over
*Will left the chat*
*Mike left the chat*
*Eleven left the chat*
Lucas: I have crisps
Dustin: I have Heathers
Lucas: see you in an hour at my place
Dustin: deal
*Lucas left the chat*
*Dustin left the chat*
YOU ARE READING
Go ask Hop
FanfictionStranger Things texting bc why not //yes I'm very much aware they didn't have texting back then, I'm just an inspiration-less bitch// also it'll mostly be humor bc sometimes you just need an escape from the "Goodbye Mike."
