*Mike started a chat*
*Mike added Eleven, Dustin, Lucas, Will, Henry*
Mike: okay so El and I were walking to the store because Hop ran out of Eggos (guess who ate them all) and I accidentally tripped over nothing, falling into a girl (stop laughing, you mouth breathers) and she took one look at me and my Star Wars tee and did a perfect wookie impression. I'm not kidding. It sounded like actual Chewy.
Dustin: SHE SOUNDS AWESOME CAN WE MEET HER
Lucas: the idiot I call my boyfriend
Henry: WAIT I KNOW HER
Henry: SHE LIVES IN MY STREET
Henry: I'VE HEARD HER DO THE IMPRESSION
Henry: MOVED HERE TWO WEEKS AGO
Henry: our dads got in a fight
Will: TELL US MORE
Mike: her name's Alexis, she doesn't speak much but when she does it's in single words. Also her control over her vocal chords is amazing
Eleven: you sound in love
Mike: I am
Eleven: ...
Mike: with you
Eleven: ...love you too
Lucas: somebody add Nancy. She's gonna die
*Dustin added Nancy*
Nancy: hold on, lemme read
Nancy: LUCAS WAS CORRECT
Nancy: THAT WAS SMOOTH AF
Mike: thank you
Nancy: btw did you guys get Alexis' number?
Mike: yup, I'll add her
*Mike added Alexis*
Alexis: hi
Henry: HI
Will: hon, don't scare her away
Alexis: cute
Nancy: I LIKE YOU ALREADY
Alexis: okay
Dustin: SOMEONE ADD STEVE
Alexis: who's Steve?
Mike: that's the longest sentence I've ever heard/seen you say
Eleven: ^and you say I speak little
Mike: when we first met you, that was true
Mike: now you're a great rambler
Nancy: never tell your girlfriend she's a rambler
Will: even I know that
Will: and I'm gay
Henry: ^^^^^^
Dustin: ^^^?^^^
Lucas: ^^^?^^^
Lucas and Dustin reply ^^^?^^^ bc I think I'm gonna write them as bi/pan sooooooo
*Mike added Steve*
Steve: one sec, everyone quiet
Steve: HELLO
Steve: MORE CHILDREN
Steve: I did not mean that in a creepy way
Nancy: don't mind the loser I call my boyfriend
Mike: WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT
Alexis: hi, Steve
Eleven: maybe I did
Eleven: maybe I didn't
Eleven: who knows
Steve: SHUSH LET ME MEET ALEXIS
Alexis: Lexi
Steve: WE SHALL CALL YOU LEXI
Alexis: yay
Dustin: hey, Henry, you're not the newbie anymore
Henry: lexi, y u take dis from me
Alexis: sorry
Will: he's only kidding
Alexis: good
Eleven: I like you, Alexis
Mike: NO HOMO
Eleven: full homo
Mike: welp there goes my girlfriend
Alexis: mine now
Nancy: savage
Steve: SAVAGE
Alexis: lol
Henry: ELEVEN, WHY IS YOUR DAD CALLING ME
Henry: ITS NOT ABOUT MY DAD SO WHY
Eleven: calm down, you left your charger here last night
Mike: LAST NIGHT?
Will: EXPLAIN?????
Henry: we had a sleepover
Eleven: mainly talked about you losers
Mike: thanks
Will: I feel betrayed
Steve: *ahem*
Eleven: Steve was there too
Nancy: WHAT
Alexis: okay
*Nancy added Jonathan*
Jonathan: ooooone secoooonnnnd
Jonathan: hello, Alexis
Alexis: hi
Jonathan: sorry, *Lexi
Alexis: it's okay
Jonathan: *inhales*
Steve: oh no
Jonathan: y
Steve: well that wasn't too bad
Jonathan: WHAT THE HELL STEVE WHY DID YOU NOT TELL US YOU GUYS WERE BETRAYING MY ENTIRE FAMILY
Eleven: dad was also there
Jonathan: LITERALLY MY ENTIRE FAMILY
Dustin: at least we're save, Lucas
Lucas: I'm not buying it
Dustin: OKAY I WAS THERE TOO
Dustin: THEY HAD SKITTLES
Lucas: you are weak
Dustin: I know lmao
Dustin: love you
Lucas: love you too
Will: *gags*
Henry: ^^
Mike: ^^^
Eleven: ^^^^
Alexis:^^^^^
Nancy: Lexi, you're a savage
Steve: can I adopt?
Alexis: yes
Eleven: welcome to the family, he's also adopted me
Eleven: don't tell dad
Henry: same here
Steve: FAMILY GET-TOGETHER AT HENRY'S IN FIVE
Steve: others not invited
Mike: you called me your child once
Steve: nope, you just replied to stuff meant for Eleven. Just like the "Princess" incident
Dustin: I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THAT
Alexis: ??
Lucas: Mike replied to Hop calling him Princess
Alexis: Hop?
Dustin: Chief Hopper, Eleven's dad
Alexis: ah
Steve: GUYS IT'S BEEN THREE MINUTES HURRY UP
Henry: IM ALONE WITH STEVE, HURRY
Eleven: on my way
Alexis: ^
*Eleven left the chat*
*Alexis left the chat*
Steve: PEACE OUT
Steve: losers
*Steve left the chat*
Nancy: OI
Jonathan: let's break up with him
Henry: bye bye
*Henry left the chat*
Dustin: LUCAS YOU MOUTH BREATHER BRING MY HAT BACK
Nancy: young love
Lucas: chill
Dustin: I'm chill
Lucas: it's at my place, come get it
Dustin: well played
*Dustin left the chat*
Nancy: that was smooth, Sinclair
*Lucas left the chat*
Nancy: welp, mom needs us
Mike: she does?
Mike: she does
*Nancy left the chat*
*Mike left the chat*
*Jonathan left the chat*
*Will left the chat*
YOU ARE READING
Go ask Hop
FanfictionStranger Things texting bc why not //yes I'm very much aware they didn't have texting back then, I'm just an inspiration-less bitch// also it'll mostly be humor bc sometimes you just need an escape from the "Goodbye Mike."
