*Jim started a chat*
*Jim added Joyce, Karen*
Jim: I have too many kids, could you guys help me bring them all home? They're probably tired and I promised I'd get them home save, they can pick up their bikes/cars later
Joyce: I'll take Dustin and my own two
Karen: My own two and Lucas
Jim: problem is: I can't bring Henry home
Joyce: problems with his dad?
Jim: yup
Karen: if you take Lucas, I'll take Henry and Alexis
Jim: deal
Jim: I'll wake them up
Joyce: send us blackmail pictures first
Jim: on it
Jim: *5 images attached*
*Jim left the chat*
Joyce: where's Henry?
Joyce: Karen, I'd pick Mike up ASAP before Jim kills him for sleeping with his arm around Eleven
Karen: will do
*Karen left the chat*
*Joyce left the chat*
=
*Eleven started a chat*
*Eleven added Mike, Henry, Will, Jonathan, Steve, Nancy, Dustin, Lucas, Alexis*
Eleven: dad has great hearing so we can't speak
Eleven: get dressed and try to wake Steve up
Jonathan: help
Jonathan: he's crushing me
Nancy: oh I'm so glad you guys pushed me off the bed
Jonathan: stop laughing and help me
Nancy: I woke up hungover on a floor next to Dustin, tanks to you
Dustin: like a dream come true
Lucas: oi
Dustin: not for me, for Nancy
Nancy: ew
Nancy: gross
Mike: I've heard those words before
Mike: when I denied I had feelings for Eleven
Eleven: you what
Alexis: run
Will: Lexi gets it
Henry: where are you guys?
Mike: better question: where are you?
Henry: I don't know
Henry: oh I know
Henry: I'm in the couch
Will: the idiot I call my boyfriend
Nancy: how did you even...
Henry: well you know how the new couch has a storage compartment under it?
Nancy: you better be kidding me
Henry: Hopper just sat down on the couch
Henry: I'm trying not to laugh
Jonathan: IS ANYONE GONNA FREE ME
Henry: alert: Hopper is coming your way
Alexis: thanks
Nancy: PRETEND TO BE ASLEEP, NO MATTER WHAT
Eleven: Mike you idiot
Mike: I realized my mistake the second he walked in
Henry: what happened?
Lucas: so Mike and Eleven were sleeping next to eachother
Dustin: and while they were asleep Mike put his arm around El
Henry: idiot
Nancy: it gets better
Mike: better for who
Nancy: me
Nancy: Mike the idiot didn't remove his arm from around El before Hop walked in
Mike: I could FEEL the death glare
Alexis: you're dead
Will: can confirm
Henry: Hop is on the couch watching tv
Jonathan: what is he watching?
Henry: so you know how we decided to watch Heathers again last night?
Nancy: no way
Henry: yes way
Jonathan: can someone help me lower Steve to the ground so I can get up?
Lucas: throw him, we'll catch him
Dustin: NO
Nancy: NO
Henry: HOPPER JUST GOT UP, FULL OF DETERMINATION
Mike: El, let go of my arm
Mike: Will, you too, stop trying to make it look like I'm still hugging El
Nancy: SAME POSITIONS AS LAST TIME, MICHAEL
Mike: ah fuck
Eleven: thanks
Jonathan: DUSTIN, PUSH STEVE BACK UP
Henry: HES AT THE DOOR
Nancy: PLAY DEAD
Will: he told us to get dressed and asked us where you are, Henry
Henry: what did you tell him?
Will: that Steve sent you outside to get him wild strawberries
Will: they grow in the clearing near the house
Henry: well he bought it, he's on the couch, calling Joyce and Karen about when they're gonna pick you up
Henry: I gotta get outta here somehow
Alexis: done
Henry: what is she doing?
Mike: getting dressed
Eleven: stop staring
Alexis: ^^^
Mike: I was just admiring her Doctor Who shirt
Dustin: IT IS AN AWESOME SHIRT
Dustin: I NEED LIKE FIVE
Alexis: thank you
Alexis: step aside
Will: yes ma'am *salutes*
Henry: DID SHE JUST SUCCESSFULLY LURE HOP OUT OF THE HOUSE FOR ME?
Jonathan: yes, now we just need some strawberries to make it believable
Eleven: one second
Will: I love you more every day, El
Henry: OI
Mike: OI
Eleven: Joyce is here
Will: bye guys
*Will left the chat*
*Jonathan left the chat*
*Dustin left the chat*
Henry: I hope Karen isn't here yet, I'm not dressed
Eleven: you have 30 seconds
Henry: SHIT
Mike: gotta go now
*Mike left the chat*
*Nancy left the chat*
*Henry left the chat*
*Alexis left the chat*
Eleven: hurry up, losers, so my dad can bring you home
Lucas: wow thanks
Eleven: let's wake Steve up
Lucas: nah, hand him to Hop like this
*Lucas left the chat*
*Eleven kicked Steve*
*Eleven left the chat*
I won't have school for two weeks so expect a lot of trash
YOU ARE READING
Go ask Hop
FanfictionStranger Things texting bc why not //yes I'm very much aware they didn't have texting back then, I'm just an inspiration-less bitch// also it'll mostly be humor bc sometimes you just need an escape from the "Goodbye Mike."
