*Karen started a chat*
*Karen added Joyce, Jim*
Karen: I'm missing two children and have reasons to believe they're at your houses
Jim: again? I'll check
Jim: Eleven's not here either so I'm guessing they snuck into the woods again
Karen: again?
Jim: happens all the time
Joyce: Nancy's sleeping here apparently
Karen: in Jonathan's bed?
Joyce: yes but Jonathan and Steve are both on the floor, cuddled up
Jim: no surprise there
Karen: I'm going back to bed
Joyce: good night
Jim: good night
*Karen left the chat*
*Jim added Eleven, Mike*
Eleven: hi dad
Jim: Mike, your mom's worried
Jim: hi El
Mike: I'll go back tomorrow morning, I'm too tired to get up
Eleven: why are you the weakest person I've ever met
Mike: you've met Holly
Eleven: she could beat your ass
Jim: language, young lady
Joyce: oh shit, you just got "young lady"'d
Mike: u in troubleeeee
Eleven: says you, Michael
Jim: she used your full name, get ready to run
Mike: on second thought I'm gonna be spending the night at home
Joyce: the teens have started talking again. Gotta go get them to sleep before Will wakes up
Jim: okay who's gonna tell her
Joyce: tell me what?
Eleven: Will's at Henry's
Joyce: why are we all losing our kids in this town
Mike: also I'm pretty sure I can hear Lucas and Dustin coming our way
Jim: wait they snuck out, too
Jim: I'm gonna be so busy tomorrow
Jim: STOP RUNNING AWAY IT GIVES ME MORE WORK
Eleven: sorry dad
Jim: it's okay, baby girl
Mike: sorry, Hopper
Jim: it's okay, Princess
Mike: you're never gonna let that go, are you?
Jim: nope
Joyce: I gotta go call the McBersley's house
*Joyce left the chat*
Jim: hey guys
Jim: GUYS
Jim: I'm guessing you're busy
Jim: I'm just gonna come pick you up now
Jim: get your hands off of my daughter, Wheeler
*Jim kicked Mike*
*Jim kicked Eleven*
*Jim left the chat*
Yo I'm starting another Stranger Things book called "Polaroid" but it won't be updated as often as it requires a bit more thought be put into it.
YOU ARE READING
Go ask Hop
FanfictionStranger Things texting bc why not //yes I'm very much aware they didn't have texting back then, I'm just an inspiration-less bitch// also it'll mostly be humor bc sometimes you just need an escape from the "Goodbye Mike."
