*Lucas started a chat*
*Lucas added Steve*
Lucas: yo
Steve: whoa what is going on?
Lucas: nothing
Steve: I do not trust this
Lucas: so have you got a job yet?
Steve: no, why?
Lucas: no reason
Lucas: how was your day?
Steve: you're using correct punctuation, something is going on
Lucas: nope
Steve: I'm just gonna
*Steve left the chat*
Lucas: oh no you don't
*Luca added Steve*
Steve: why
Lucas: just following orders
Steve: whose orders?
Lucas: no one
Steve: let's just lurk in silence
Lucas: yeah
Steve: ...
Lucas: ...
Steve: So how's life?
Lucas: you're allowed to leave now
Steve: oh thank god
*Steve left the chat*
*Lucas added Mike*
Lucas: you guys can tell him now
Mike: will do
*Mike left the chat*
*Lucas left chat*
=meanwhile=
*Nancy started a chat*
*Nancy added Jonathan, Mike, Eleven, Will, Henry, Dustin, Lucas*
Nancy: GUYS
Mike: WHAT
Eleven: 'S WRONG
Will: ??
Nancy: nothing
Dustin: then why yell?
Lucas: ??
Nancy: okay so you guys know how Steve doesn't have a job anymore and can barely pay Cal?
Jonathan: he's gonna have to start sleeping on the couch soon
Will: then I'm moving out
Henry: you can live with me
WHERE DO I BUY A HENRY
Nancy: anyways
Nancy: dad needs a new assistant
Mike: Steve could do that
Eleven: easily
Lucas: I'll distract him while you guys talk to Ted
Mike: okay
Dustin: if you need any help, just add me
Lucas: will do
Will: I do what?
Henry: me, in the future
Jonathan: NO
Will: henry, calm your hormones
Mike: oh wow
Eleven: ^^
Nancy: I won't add dad to this one, then
Nancy: I'll talk to dad, Mike, call Lucas when I tell you to
Mike: aye
Nancy: Eleven, make sure Will and Henry don't do anything that would scar you
Eleven: after you and Jonathan, it's far too late for me
Dustin: ewwwwwwwwwwwww
*Nancy left the chat*
=
*Nancy started a chat*
*Nancy added Ted*
Nancy: dad?
Ted: yeah?
Nancy: so you know how you need a new assistant?
Ted: yes?
Nancy: I've found just the guy
Ted: okay
Nancy: I'll add him
Ted: okay
*Nancy added Steve*
Steve: hi
Ted: hello
Nancy: Steve's perfect for the job
Ted: are you absolutely sure?
Nancy: yes
Ted: monday, 8 am, my office, for a chat to see if you are
Steve: I'll be there
Ted: good
*Ted left the chat*
Nancy: AYYEE
Steve: THANK YOU I DID NOT WANT TO LIVE ON THE BYLERS' COUCH
Nancy: I understand
*Steve left the chat*
*Nancy left chat*
I just typed "Tsbe" instead of "Steve"...... Twice
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionStranger Things texting bc why not //yes I'm very much aware they didn't have texting back then, I'm just an inspiration-less bitch// also it'll mostly be humor bc sometimes you just need an escape from the "Goodbye Mike."
