As this is part 69 I have to make it special in some way 😈
*Steve started a chat*
*Steve added Nancy*
Steve: we are a bunch of fucking idiots
Nancy: what's up? Why didn't you add Jonathan?
Steve: that asshole?
Nancy: what happened?
Steve: what do you fucking think happened
Nancy: I have no idea
Steve: I was just gonna go check in to see how he was doing as he has always been really fond of Lexi, treating her like his sister.
Nancy: and...?
Steve: I FOUND THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE OF A BILLY SCREWING OUR BOYFRIEND. AND HIM LETTING IT HAPPEN
Nancy: WHAT THE FUCK
Steve: SO I CONFRONTED THEM AND DO YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT BYERS HAD TO SAY FOR HIMSELF
Nancy: WHAT DID THAT BITCH HAVE TO SAY
Steve: HE JUST SAID "sorry" AND PUSHED ME OUT OF HIS FUCKING ROOM
*Nancy added Jonathan*
Nancy: I'm done, we're done. GET YOUR STUFF OUT OF OUR ROOMS AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR LIVES
Jonathan: I didn't mean to
Steve: oh how CUTE
Steve: THATS ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY?
Steve: we're done.
Steve: get out, Byers
*Nancy kicked Jonathan*
Steve: I'm coming over
Nancy: good. I need a shoulder to cry on
Steve: honestly, so do I
Hey remember when this book was mostly my pathetic attempts at being funny
YOU ARE READING
Go ask Hop
FanfictionStranger Things texting bc why not //yes I'm very much aware they didn't have texting back then, I'm just an inspiration-less bitch// also it'll mostly be humor bc sometimes you just need an escape from the "Goodbye Mike."
