Yep another one
In Jared's opinion, Lush was the best store in the mall. You had no idea why he thought that, but nonetheless he did. You'd been in the store for thirty minutes, and desperately wanted to go home and cuddle.
"Jared? Jared where are you?" You looked all over the store, trying to find your boyfriend. A strange sound was coming from the back corner of the store, causing you to stop in your tracks.
"What the hell is that sound?" It sounded like smacking lips, and a crunching, like biting into celery.
You walked quickly, through the endless isles of salt scrubs and all-natural shampoos and conditioners. Finally, you saw your boyfriend.
His back was facing you, hunched over. The smacking and biting sounds louder. He turned to face you. In his hand was a pastel purple bath bomb, wet from his mouth. It was fizzing, and the area around his mouth, and tongue were dyed purple.
He slowly took another bite, the bomb crumbling in his mouth. You stared at him horrified.
"Oh my god, did you just-"
"Yes, yes I did."
"Did you pay for that?" He looked down at the bath bomb guiltily.
"C'mon Jared, let's go pay for it." You sigh, dragging your boyfriend to the front of the store. The cashier glanced at Jared, taking a deep breath.
Jared stuck his hand in his pocket, pulling out cash, and paying the cashier. You both left the store, Jared happily munching on what was left of his bath bomb.
"Does that even taste good?"
"Tastes as good as your as-"
"Shut up, Kinkman."
A/N: Just a little thingy for Jared cause I love him.
