"Meow meow motherfuckers." Michael bellowed, coming to school in a cat onesie.
"What the hell?" Jeremy mumbled, shutting his eyes and taking deep breaths.
"Call me Meowchael."
"No. Just- why Michael?"
"It's Meowchael."
"Michael"
"Meowchael."
"Michael."
"It's Meowchael bitch."
Jeremy nodded. Internally wanting to die.
"Okay..Meowchael."
