*6 weeks later*
Yanna
listen, ain't nobody tell me that newborns cry this much. like Jesus be a fence around me. Kahnan only cry at night, right around 3am. then he won't go back to sleep until 6am. this shit really tiring. I was trying to take nap but somebody was breathing on my face and I know it wasn't Dave. I open my eyes and it was Kairi. she smiled. "hey baby, where ya daddy" I said sitting up. "he um" she didn't finish her sentence she just shrugged. I chuckled. I got out the bed and put her on my hip. I looked at Kahnan sleep in his crib and walked downstairs. as I made my way downstairs I heard Dave talking to somebody. I put Kairi down and peeked around the corner. he was talking to Shoota. I sucked my teeth and walked back upstairs. I put on some jeans and walked back downstairs. Kairi was on the couch watching Doc McStuffins on Dave phone. I walked in the kitchen and they was eating Wing Stop. mfs ain't get me no Wing Stop. "heeyyy sis" Shoota said with sauce all over his face. I chuckled and shook my head. "where my suh at" I asked him. he shrugged. "I think she at work" he said eating them wings. "so you don't see me sitting here" Dave asked. I rolled my eyes. I'm dead tight cause mfs ain't get me no wing stop. "nope" I said popping the p. he sucked his teeth. "anyyywhooo, Shoota lemme use ya phone" I said holding my hand out. he sucked his teeth and gave it to me. I went to Nae number and called it.
"hey daddy" she said answering. I chuckled.
"bitch this ain't daddy, where you at? what you on?" I asked.
"oh bitch, I'm on the way home, wassup" she asked.
"bitch I'm bored, Kairi watching Doc McStuffins, Kahnan sleep, ya mans eating, and Dave don't love me no more" I said. she busted out laughing. I frowned.
"bitch why you think he don't love you" she asked still laughing.
"cause mfs ain't buy me no food and I'm real deal tight" I said rolling my eyes at him.
"awww stinky, I'll bring you something on the way there, what you want" she asked. I cheesed real hard.
"I want chick-fil-a" I said. she sucked her teeth. " the usual and hi-c lemonade mix" I added.
"alright, I'm on the way" she said. I nodded.
"alrightyyy" I said hanging up.
I hung up and gave Shoota his phone back. "she coming" he asked. I nodded. "so you mad I didn't get you no food" Dave asked. I ignored him and ran upstairs to get my phone. I came and sat next to Kairi. she looked over at me and laid her head on my lap. she about to go to sleep, I know her. she started sucking her thumb. I turned on the TV and went to watch Survivors Remorse. I missed a couple episodes so I gotta catch up.
after about 3 episode I looked down and Kairi was sleep and Dave phone was sliding out her hand. I caught it and put it in my pocket and picked her up and took her in her room. I came back and sat down and the doorbell rung. "don't open my door" Dave yelled from the kitchen. I sucked my teeth and went to open the door. it was Nae. "bestieeeee" I said hugging her. she chuckled and handed me the chick-fil-a bag. I went and sat on the couch and she sat next to me. "where my mans" she asked. before I could answer Shoota popped out the kitchen. "right here" he said hopping over the couch. he kissed her cheek. she smiled and looked at me. "did you see the one when she shitted on her peoples grave" Nae asked. I nodded. "bitch yeah, I thought her and that old nigga was gone fuck too" I said eating my food. she nodded. "same bitch same" she said eating my fries. I popped her. "wassup sis" Dave said sitting next to me. I rolled my eyes. "ouch and wassgoodieee bro" she said dapping him up. "where my phone" he asked. I ignored him and continued watching the TV. when I was finished eating I went to throw my trash away. I was walking out the kitchen and Dave walked in. "you don't know where my phone is" he asked. I tried to walked away but he stopped me. "stop ignoring me" he said. I rolled my eyes and pushed him out the way. he pulled me back. he backed me into the wall. he wrapped his hand around my neck and gently squeezed. I smirked. "stop playing with me" he whispered in my ear. I stuck my tongue out. "I like it rough" I said lowly. "ooooh you nasty" he said. I winked and he let me go. he put his hands on my waist. "I'm sorry I didn't get you no food" he said. I rolled my eyes. "yeah ight, move gang" I said trying to push him but he won't budge. "gimme a kiss and I'll let you go" he said. I shook my head. "I'm not kissing you bro" I said. he nodded. "rape it is" he said. he started kissing my neck. I bit my lip. he stuck his hand in my pants. his hand brushed up against my pussy. "alright alright" I said giving in. I took his hand out and looked at him. I stood on my tippy toes and kissed him. he stuck his tongue in my mouth. I pulled away. "no, you still got 3 days" I said pushing him. I walked in the kitchen and Nae looked at me and smirked. I playfully rolled my eyes and sat next to her. "nah real shit, where my phone" he asked. I slick forgot it was in my back pocket. I reached in my pocket and gave it to him. "how you get it" he asked furrowing his unibrow. "I took it from Kai after she fell asleep" I said. he nodded. then Kahnan started crying. "I got him" Dave said standing up. "suh I'm ready for you to have a baby" I said looking at Nae. Shoota nodded. "word sis" he said. I chuckled. then Dave came and sat next to me with Kahnan. "heyy mommy babyyy" I said taking him. he sucked on his fingers. "can you get his bottle" I asked looking at Dave. he nodded and went and got the bottle. "hiii shinkyyy" I said before I kissed his cheek. Dave handed me his bottle. I started feeding him. "he gone be huge" Nae said. I nodded. "he already heavy as fuck" dave said. I mushed him. "don't do my baby" I said looking at him. he was staring up at the ceiling. him so cute looking like Dave. when he was half way finished with the bottle I started to burp him. "lemme do it" Dave said. he took Kahnan from me and started burping him. he burped him and I was putting him back to sleep. "nah but I wanna go to SkyZone" nae said. I snapped my head in her direction. "whose about to go that far" Dave asked. I chuckled. "well let's go to 6 flags" Shoota said. I nodded. I haven't been in mad long. "I'm down" I said rocking Kahnan to sleep. "whole gang situation" Shoota asked Dave. he nodded vigorously. "duhhh" he said. I rolled my eyes. "y'all so annoying" I said looking at K and he was sleep. "so y'all wanna go to Six Flags and that's a couple miles away but y'all won't go to SkyZone and that's in New Rochelle" Nae said pouting. "girl we live in Jersey. that's closer" Shoota said looking at her. she rolled her eyes dropping the situation. I was about to get up but Dave took him. "I got it" he said walking up the stairs. I looked at Nae and she smiled. I smiled back. "so when you having my babies" Shoota asked Nae. I bursted out laughing. "you ain't shit" Nae said looking at me. "babies? I'm only having 1 my nigga" she said looking at him. he looked at her shocked. "no, we having 5" he said shrugging. I bursted out laughing again. this man a whole fool. "Yanna that shit ain't funny, who you think having 5 kids" Nae asked. I sat there dying laughing. "what happened" Dave asked when he came back downstairs. I pulled his arm for him to sit down. "just listen" I said wiping the tears I had. "you" Shoota said pointing at Nae. "nah nah nah, you buggin" she said. "I'm not popping no more than 1 baby outta this bomb ass cooch" she said. I laughed throwing my head back. "you'll think that, I shoots the club up. my name is Shoota" he said motioning to himself. me and Dave busted out laughing. "he so fucking lame" Dave said laughing. I just sat there crying cause that shit funny as hell. anytime they argue I die laughing cause they asses crazy. "boy get the fuck outta here" she said mushing him. then everybody got quite. I looked at Dave an we started laughing again. "akekeke, that shit ain't funny" she said looking at us. "alright alright, what about this trip" I asked when I calmed down. "when y'all wanna go" Nae asked. "let's go Friday" Dave said. I rolled my eyes. "nah, I wanna go Thursday" Shoota said looking up from his phone. "no! hell no, I got something important to do on Thursday. all day" Dave said. I rolled my eyes and Nae started laughing. "nah, that shit ain't funny" I said punching Dave. he shrugged. "Friday then" Nae said. I nodded.
