miniskirt.

nineteen

"hey sunsaeng-nim..." sooyoung sung out, twirling a pen in her hand. jumi rolled her eyes as lalisa stifled a laugh.

"remember you're in detention sooyoung."

"i know. but i was seriously wondering what i should get my boyfriend for Christmas. i know it's like two months away and shit but this is when people start buying presents, right?"

"people buy presents on Christmas Eve. that's how Santa gives it to them." jungkook chided. "i've got a present for you sunsaeng-nim."

"and what exactly is it jungkook? pray tell me it's not the same as last year."

"oh i won't buy you condoms again. i was thinking mistletoe."

"i have a boyfriend jungkook."

"that's okay! we can have a threesome."

"just shut up." seulgi grumbled. "give it to lalisa."

"hell no!" the blonde shrieked. "i will not accept the holiday present then."

"why don't we have a secret santa?" chaeyoung suggested. jennie's eyes lit up.

"omo! that's a great idea."

"you all are in detention." jumi reminded, before sitting on her desk. "keep the volume down if you don't mind."

"here! i have a tissue box, everyone write down their names."

"i forgot how to spell my name." jungkook whispered to taehyung, who rolled his eyes.

"okay here's how you spell it. 's-t-u-p-i-d.'"

jimin burst out laughing, the rest shushed him almost immediately as jumi shot him a glare.

"taehyung's such a bitch!"

"watch the language." jennie chided. "soo, are you bringing jin to hoco?"

"yes. i was wondering if we wear pink or black?"

"black! i like funerals." jimin stated.

"wear pink! it's a fun color." lisa posed, chaeyoung shot jimin a funny look.

"chim, they aren't going to a funeral."

"yeah, but they'll probably cause a funeral. might as well dress ahead."

"i mean sooyoung is a possessed witch." lalisa chimed. jennie presumed to hum the theme song of 'sabrina the teenage witch' as she slipped her name inside the tissue box.

"i'm possessed by a sexy stripper." the crack queen chimed, before regathering the tissue box.

"i'll pick out first."

and slowly, each person was assigned someone. jumi watched her students try to maintain poker faces, but she already had a feeling who got who.

a/n: this is who they got ;)

jungkook >> jimin
jimin >> seulgi
seulgi >> chaeyoung
chaeyoung >> sooyoung
sooyoung >> jennie
jennie >> taehyung
taehyung >> lalisa
lalisa >> jungkook