My mom was doing stuff and it's realllly hot out rn, and we don't have an ac, so that sucks
She said, "Y'know what swass is?"
" sweaty ass"
(That was unimportant)
Anyway
So
She said "it's important to make eye contact with your son when you say that"(I'm in this kind of family we joke weirdly)
I thought she finally called me her son
ThenI noticed that my brother was in the hallway with her