Garrance Oneshots

Laurance's Tea

(Every time one of them says something in bold, imagine them with those extremely reddish triggered eyes from memes.)

MCD!Garroth: I swear the bathroom has magical abilities.

MS!Laurance: Why do you say that?

MCD!Garroth: I just imagined Diaries as Meif'wa slaughtering an entire tribe of Werewolves!

MS!Garroth: He did it while staring in the mirror.

MCD: Laurance: *nervously laughs*

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Garroth: 1.... 2.... 3.....

Garroth: Ready or not here I--!!

Laurance: *hiding at the top of the flagpole*

Garroth: .....

Garroth: I caN SEE YOU--

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Garroth: Laurance, forgive me for saying this, but why haven't you killed yourself yet if you want to die so badly?

Laurance: Well Garroth-

Laurance: I actually do try to kill myself, but the thought of death tends to scare me out if it, so therefore I am stuck in an endless loop of wanting to kill myself with the fear of death.

Garroth: And holes.

Laurance: BiTCH WHERE--

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Laurance: I feel like I live with a little kid!

Caleb: *blowing bubbles with the straw in his chocolate milk*

Laurance: Are you even listening to me!?

Garroth: *blowing bubbles in his chocolate milk with Hulk hands on*

Garroth: I'm sorry did you say something?

Laurance: Nevermind, go back to your chocolate milk! *leaves*

Caleb: You go to gwail, Garwth.

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Laurance: *walks out of his room*

Garroth: Watch out for the--!!

Laurance: *falls down the Hole as intense music plays*

Garroth: ......

*five minutes later*

Garroth: *hosting a funeral*

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Garroth: You will post Dante's Fortnite wins on your account.

Laurance: But why.

Garroth: It's to protect your virginity.

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Garte: That's it, everyone look like you're gardening.

Garte: Garroth, grab that little hoe.

Garroth: *grabs Laurance* Got him.

Laurance: .....

Laurance: BiTCH--

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Garroth: Icarus' wings shouldn't have melted. The higher you get in the sky the colder the air gets, so the wax wouldn't have melted.

Dante: You dumbass, he was flying next to the SUN.

Dante: The Sun is hot.

Garroth: Oh... fair point.