Garroth: Laurance what was all of that!?
Laurance: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Garroth: You sunk an entire cruise ship!
Laurance: Are you sure it was me? I'm pretty sure I would remember if I did it.
Garroth: You fired a harpoon at the captain!
Laurance: Well that sounds dangerous.
Garroth: You were headbutting children off the sides!
Laurance: That must've been horrifying to watch.
Garroth: You were making out with the ice sculpture!
Laurance: Well thank Irene that the children didn't see.
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Garroth: Laurance?
Garroth: Where are you baby?
Garroth: Come on I wanna go home and get dr-- I wanna sleep!
Garroth: Oh the overprotective boyfriend adrenaline is kicking in!
Laurance: Hey Garroth I got us a drink--
Garroth: *hugs him* Oh thank Irene I thought you fell down a hole!
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Garroth: Hush hush hush, blush blush blush!
Garroth: You are now my big fat crush!
Laurance: *eating ramen at the table*
Garroth: I'm single as I can be, you're single-- perfect for me.
Garroth: *slides onto the chair* I'm gonna give you a bunch of reasons why you should date me!
Garroth: Reason #1; I'm super hot~.
Garroth: Reason #2; Vincent is super not!
Garroth: Reason #3; I'm all you got, and all you got is someone hot!
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Laurance: So I think it's time we discuss some of the details for our wedding.
Garroth: I agree. I already have an idea.
Laurance: That was... fast. I'm listening.
Garroth: Wear the dress, Laurance.
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Garroth: You have no Void Burns? How!?
Laurance: I have burns, just not Void Burns.
Garroth: What burns then?
Laurance: Heartburn.
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Garroth: I'm sorry, but I'm imagining someone yelling "Bonjour" to a dick.
Laurance: This is why we can't have sex--
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*in Diaries*
Laurance: Mental stability?
Laurance: I don't know about mental stability, I'm a Shadow Knight!
Garroth, from downstairs: You better go to your therapist tomorrow!
Laurance: Oh he caught me--
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Garroth: I got 69% on my phone.
Garroth: You know what that means~.
Laurance: I can no longer sleep in the same house as you.
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Garrance Oneshots
RomanceYou all enjoyed my Zene (Zane x Gene) Oneshots, so I decided to shed some light on my Garrance side.