(Bruh Imma be a freshman in just a few days. That school was packed and crowded with just the freshman there for orientation. I don't wanna go with all of the grades there.
Like.... got any advice? Any senior readers or anyone higher than freshman, or even freshman who are already in school?)
Laurance: What's this? *grabs flyer*
Garroth: Some program that causes you to be physically, emotionally, and mentally tortured. Honestly I don't even know who would--
Laurance: SIGN ME THE FUCK UP--
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Garroth: I'm about to get first place!
*Laurance zips across the grass using the Star, knocking into Garroth and throwing him to the side*
Laurance: MOVE BITCH--
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Laurance: Garroth, stop putting your fingers in the candle wax!
Garroth: But I like....
Garroth: To peel it off my fingers.
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*Laurance is trying to free the Master Sword*
Cadenza: Come on Laurance! Come on Laurance!!
Garroth: *appears from around the corner*
Garroth: Cum on Laurance?
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Laurance: I've been asleep for 12 hours... can I sleep for 12 more?
Garroth: I'm pretty sure that would be a coma....?
Laurance: Sounds great!
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Garroth: Because with this bitch--
Laurance: *looks at Garroth*
Garroth: Don't looK AT ME MOTHERFUCKA--
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Garroth: Laurance, why are you crying in the bathroom?
Laurance: THERE ARE TOO MANY PEOPLE!!!!
(Dis gonna be me on the first day. Troubles of being antisocial: the motherfucking bus and getting a seat.)
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Laurance: I'm not eating that.
Garroth: You're gonna eat this soup, and you're gonna like it!
*the soup growls and leaps out of the pot*
Laurance: IT'S ALIVE!!!!!!!
Garroth: Now that's not nice, Laurance! My brother does something nice for us, and this is how you act?
Laurance: *looks into the kitchen to see Zane dead on the ground*
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Laurance: Hey!
Laurance: I never planned on surviving past high school, so I'm going through life completely blind!
Laurance: Oh, and you're watching Disney Channel!
Garroth: I don't know whether or not to be depressed--
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Garroth: This gay butler bar doesn't have a fire exit.....!
Laurance: *walks in wearing a butler outfit, about to start his shift*
Garroth: AnD tHeRe'S tHe FiRe--
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Laurance: *has just finished washing his hair for five hours straight, and got Cadenza to help him*
Laurance: And now..... I wait.
*an hour later, his hair was dried up. Unfortunately for him, it's still poofy at the bangs and slightly curled*
Laurance: Why can't my hair be straight for ONE DAY!?
Garroth: Because your hair is like you. It isn't straight.
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Garroth: Ro'Meaves don't have sex, Ro'Meaves mate.
Laurance: *spits out his coffee*
Garroth: Sorry about your.... *holds up creamer* COFFEE-MATE.
Laurance: *wheeze*
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*Laurance and Garroth are in the art room looking at the art of their upperclassmen*
Laurance: I know this one!
Garroth: Me too!
Both: LAPIS LAZULI!!!
(This literally happened with me and the one other freshman in our art class.)
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MS!Laurance: About time they removed the 'nut' from honey cheerios.
Lust!Garroth: Now you gotta add your own~.
MCD!Laurance: *high pitched demonic screeching of suffering*
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Garroth: You need to treat the Laurance with respect!
Aphmau: *looks over at Laurance*
Laurance: *buried under blankets, stuffed animals, flower bouquets, and wheezing for air*
Laurance: Help..... me......
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Laurance: *breathes*
Garroth: YES MY BABY MY HONEY MY ANGEL--
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Laurance: I may hate a lot of things you do, but you're the most valid bitch I've ever met.
Garroth: *finger guns*
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Laurance: You enjoyong those dinosaur nuggets?
Garroth: Yes, yes I am.
Garroth: I feel like I'm five again.
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Garrance Oneshots
RomanceYou all enjoyed my Zene (Zane x Gene) Oneshots, so I decided to shed some light on my Garrance side.
