(There's a kid in my Spanish class named Ein.)
Garroth: Even if we did, the chain wouldn't be thick enough to support all of us!
Laurance: Next time we should bring thicker chains.
Garroth: EXTRA THICC--
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Garroth: You can't spell an odd number without the letter 'e'.
Laurance: Garroth... it's 3AM....
Garroth: Three! T-H-R-E-E!
Laurance: *uncontrollable sobbing* Just go to bed!
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Laurance: What do you want for a healthy snack Garroth?
Garroth: I want Chipotle...
Laurance:
Laurance: I said a healthy snack Garroth--
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Laurance: My friends!
Laurance's Feelings, Happiness, and everything else: *fearful screaming as they fly away*
Laurance:
Garroth: I'm here for you.
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Garroth: *checks phone*
Laurance: Morning babe! How are you doing?
Garroth: I feel like crap and want to die.
Laurance: Same man. We can go to Starbucks later and dance around the pile of dead leaves in the backyard.
Garroth: Sounds great!
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Jury!Garroth: I hate you, but this is about brotherhood.
Jury!Garroth: Let's try to get along since we're forced to stick together.
Laurance: Sounds great.
Jury!Garroth: I will literally shove a box of Cadenza's tampons down your throat if you bark one more time, bitch.
Laurance:
Jury!Garroth: Are there any questions?
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Laurance: But... I don't want a wife...
Everyone: HA! GAAAAY!
Laurance: I don't want anyone.
Laurance: Actually, I want a bearded dragon. And Garroth.
Garroth: *looks up from paper*
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*Garroth and Laurance are making out*
Zane: I saw you reading fanfictions last night.
Laurance: .....
Zane: I saw you looking at hentai--
Garroth: GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY ROOM ZANE--
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Laurance, in the Cyclops Submarine: I'm backing into a hole...
Garroth, from the main base: That's what she said--
Laurance: ENOUGH WITH THE "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID" JOKES--
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*Mario Kart AU*
Garroth, about to get first place on Rainbow Road: Man, this can't get any better!
Laurance: *drives past him backwards, staring at him innocently whille sipping tea*
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Garrance Oneshots
RomanceYou all enjoyed my Zene (Zane x Gene) Oneshots, so I decided to shed some light on my Garrance side.
