Unlikely (Nerd! Fresh x Jock! Paperjam)

RANDOM SHORTS!

Li just entereded a writers block!

WOOOOOOOO

*ahem*

idk what this chapter is but it's amazing please enjoy

(someone help i made this while i was deliourious from the lack of sleep and i read it again this morning and couldn't stop laughing i'm just so funny)

(L= Li (Me), F=Fresh, P=Paperjam, A=Alphys, U=Undyne, I=Ink, E=Error)

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F- have you ever realized that whenever you travel to a place that has a time zone before yours, you are going back in time?

P- It's 4:00 am go to SLEEP.

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I- Seeing is believing but if you can't see you have to believe to see.

E- BuT tHeN yOu StIlL wOn'T bE aBlE tO sEe. If YoUr bLiNd YoUr BlInD fOrEvEr. No ImAgInAtIoN cAn FiX tHaT.

I- The heck is wrong with you.

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F- HAVANA OO NA NA

P- I love you.

F- Aw really?

P- Yes but not enough to listen to your singing. you're terrible.

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U- Let's do inpersonations. I'll start.

*Undyne then proceeds to take an orange and hands it to Alphys.*

P- I GAVE FRESH A TANGERINE NOT AN ORANGE

U- WELL MAYBE IF YOU WERE A GOOD ENOUGH BOYFRIEND TO GIVE HIM AN ORNAGE LIKE HE DESERVES HE WOULD LOVE YOU MORE

P- ALL I HAD WAS A TANGERINE YOU EXPECT ME TO SUMMON AN ORANGE OUT OF THIN AIR

U- YES BECAUSE YOUR A MAGIC SKELETON AND APPARENTLY LOGIC DOESNT EXCIST. NONE OF US ARE HUMANS IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT.

P- WELL IM SORRY THAT MY MAGIC ISN'T ADVANCED ENOUGH FOR YOUR STANDARDS. ILL HAVE YOU KNOW FRESH LOVED THAT TANGERINE.

*Paperjam and Undyne kept fighting*

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I- okay how do we hint to our son and Fresh that i want grandkids.

E- LiKe ThIs. Pj YoUr MoThEr WaNtS kIdS

P- Well that's good cause I want kids too.

*Fresh has unfortunately died from nosebleed*

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L- So who's the mother in the relationship?

I- ...

E- ...

I- Definitely Error.

E- WHAT-

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P- Everytime I look into your eyes I puke a little in my mouth.

F- PJ who are you talking to?

*PJ shoves a venus fly trap off of his desk."