Hating the Callas [COMPLETED]

5. JACINTA AND ROMOLA

A/N- PHONE CALL FORMAT

NORMAL – MILA

BOLD – ELIJAH

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*singing* "Helloooo from the other sssiide....."

*gravelly* "Now what do you want?"

"Can't a person just talk?"

"Not when that person is a pain in the ass"

"Butt"

"What?"

"Pain in the butt. Don't swear."

"It's hard to believe that you don't"

"Rarely. Only when it's a life and death situation."

*sigh* "What do you want?"

"Why do you think that I want something?"

"It's you, we're talking about. You're the poster girl for hidden motives. So, tell me?"

"I'm hurt. I just wanted to talk."

".................."

"Hello???

ELIJAH???

Red???

Mr. Callas???

Grumpy??"

"Yes Mila, I heard you the first time."

"Then why were you silent?"

"I was hoping that you'll go away..... and I made a note to change my phone number. However, with a lunatic like you on the loose, I better get a restraining order for good measure."

"You never cease to hurt me"

*muttering* "and why does practically everyone get restraining orders against me?"

"You've actually gotten restraining orders against you?"

"Just three times."

*quiet chuckling* "Who were they?"

"Uh!!! Look who's the Snoopy now?"

"So?"

*mumbling*"Taylor Swift, one of Haribo Gummy Bears' factories and my kindergarten teacher, Mrs. Romola."

*snickering* "What kind of a monster are you?"

"It's not my fault that Taylor Swift is my goddess.... Or that Gummy Bears are DELICIOUS! orrr that Mrs. Romola wasn't...

*quietly* "keen on the idea of me bringing my pet rat Jacinta for show and tell. I just locked her up with Jacinta, so that they will get to know each other and become friends.... I may have done a few other things too..."

"You're just.... Weird."

"You're being very rude right now, and I don't like talking to people like that."

"I'm glad"

"Uhhhh! Why can't you show some emotions? You're so.... uh... BLANK! That's it. Blank!"

".............."

"Uhh!"

*beep beep*

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