7. A HOT MUFASA AND A CUTE ELIJAH

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Want to know a fun fact?

Why are you so obsessed with fun facts?

Because it's fun. That's why it's called a fun fact.

Stop interrupting me and listen!

Oh ok o—

McDonald's first menu item was not hamburgers. It was something else. Guess! Guess!

Haven't you ever heard of a thing called using your quiet voice?

*whispers* Sorry Red. So, guess?

It was hotdogs.

WHAT? H-how did you know???

You're giving me a headache.

You were supposed to guess. Not answer!

That doesn't even make any sense. Don't you have anything else to do?

I already went to the bakery and all my work is done.

You work at a bakery?

You actually know how to bake?

Yep and I Love it. Love it. Love it.

I'm surprised. Which bakery?

Cakes and Bakes.

Oh cool!

Of course, I'm cool, honey!

*mumbling* How modest.

So, what are you doing?

*mumbling* Just stuff.........

Oooh... tell me! Tell me! What does the Elijah Callas do during his free time?

Are you planning the apocalypse? Are you secretly a mafia don? ARE YOU AN ALIEN??? Ah? Ah?

Uh... stop snooping, Snoopy! Alien? Seriously?

Yeah... I always wondered. Just tell me and I'll shut up.

*grumbling* I was just playing with my sister... Are you happy now?

.....................

H-hello? Mila?

AWWW!!! THAT'S SO CUTE!!!

Wittle Reddy is pwaying with his sistew? How sweet!

What the hell is that voice?

That's my baby voice! Duh!

You sound like a cat inside a washing machine.

Eww. That's disgusting. Poor cat.

I know. You did sound very disgusting.

Ok. Stop changing the subject. What are you two playing?

Uh... j-just...

So?

*mumbling* She wanted to have a tea party...

*laughing* Oh m-my goodness! I would l-love to see you right now. How old is your sister?

Seven

No kidding! Seriously??? My brother is the same age! Hopefully, they'll date. We should get the two togeth—

Over. My. Dead. Body.

O-oh—ok ok... calm down big brother.

She won't be dating until she's at least 40... Make it 45.

Damn!!! You're so over protective. That poor little girl. I haven't seen her in ages. She's such a cutie.

*chuckles* yeah...

I better go, Snoopy.

Ok. I'm going to watch Lion King... again!

*mumbling* Mufasa is too hot for this world.

Did you just call a lion, hot?

Hm... He was probably my first crush. Damn! That deep voice.... Oohhh and his body!

He has a wife and a cub... and he's dead.

You sure know how to ruin an innocent dream, don't you?

I'm trying to control your perverse thoughts.

It's not perverse. It's normal.... I think.

Whatever helps you sleep at night, Princess.

Rudy moody! Go have tea.

Shut up!

Elijah...

Yeah?

Pinky finger down and no slurping. We don't want your sister's toy friends talking behind your back, do we?

*beep beep*

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A/N- THANK YOU SOOO MUCH FOR READING THIS CHAPTER. ANY LION KING FANS?

I didn't use Elijah's sister's name because I can't seem to choose a nice one. I have two names.

Which one's better?

Delilah or Yasmin? (she's going to be a VERY important character one day... hopefully.)

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