(y/n): okay is this thing on? What does the red light mean again?
Me: No wait don't touch th-
*beep*
Me: okay hi guys! We're uh.. Working on a clip for now. And in this scene we're working on Leggy's reaction to the news of his bethrothal!
*(y/n) in the background eating chips*
(y/n): He should be like happy. I mean who wouldn't want to get married to this?
Me: Okay uhh yeah! Action!
*beep*
Me: alright! On to chapter one! We have (y/n) all prepped up and have her approach the servant Elbereth.
(y/n): ew socializing.
El: aw come on! You're the star! This should be the norms by now.
Me: okay now (y/n) you have to walk gracefully towards El okay? Okay. Action!
*(y/n) starts to walk as though she were on air*
Me: *whispering under my breath* yeeessssss...
*(y/n) trips on said air*
Me: *whispering* noooooooooooo...
*beep*
*every eating scene with (y/n)*
Legolas: how can such a small woman eat that much?
(y/n): *munching on her 9th Lembas bread* It's all in the stomach mah boi
*beep*
Legolas: So I just- *Turns the stem of the flower wrong, ruins his flower crown* Oh.. Uhm.. *looks so sad and confused*
Me: You know what? We could uhh-we could just edit that part out.
(y/n): *in the background just as confused* what? Hello? Author! Pay attention to meeeeee!
*beep*
Me: okay Legolas, just throw (y/n) up then catch her again. Easy.
Legolas: *nods and grins at (y/n)*
(y/n): oh shi-
*beep*
(y/n): I just-pull out the potatoes? Seems easy enough *OOF SCENE*
Me: we are totally keeping that oof in there.
*beep*
Me: so uhm by this point we're already at chapter 11? I theenk and well yah
Legolas: *dancing in the background*
(y/n): *in the distance* TAURIEL WHAT IS UP MY BITCH
Tauriel: *smacks reader in the head* language!!There is a child!!!
*beep*
Legolas: We need a stunt double.
Me: Why?
Legolas: (y/n) could break her foot escaping through the window :<
Me: it's on the first floor??? She'll be okay???
(y/n): *falls from the window* HELP I COULD DIE
*beep*
Me: Hey guys... I am currently editing the last remaining chapters and.. *teary eyed* I am so sorry on what you are going to go through, but these last chapters are- I- I can't do this.. *sobs and drops the camera*
*camera pans to a crying Legolas seen in the distance*
*beep..*
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Delicate
FanfictionLegolas had just arrived back in Mirkwood, only to find out that he was to be wed. The elleth being (y/n) Aredhel, daughter to Lord and Lady Aredhel-two of the most strongest guards in Lothlórien ruled by Lord Celeborn and Lady Galadriel. They are...
