"What the fuck? Why the fuck is the weird guild in front of my house?"
"We have brought your brother back-"
"-but why did you have to come here? I don't want you weirdos at my fucking door."
Ignatius soon came outside as well, confused as hell and ready to punch a bitch.
"Who the fuck are they?"
"Me brother's guild is here."
"I could bite them."
"You into that shit?"
"What?"
"What?" Ignatius gave a look of disapproval, mimicking her words as Sayuri merely laughed and knew he was definitely into that kinky shit.
"We come in peace, but you must come with us."
"Ehhh no. You randomly appeared at my fucking door and now you're going to kidnap me. Like, dude. I have a girlfriend."
"-wait no-"
"-I'm not going with ya. Where the fuck is me brother?"
"I'm here."
"...AND WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YA BEEN? YA WENT OUT TO BUY MILK, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET LOST, YOU FUCKING PRICK?!"
"I'M SORRY OK?! THEY DID THIS BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC DANCE AND I GOT TAKEN."
"WAS IT THE DANCE THAT AKIRO DID?"
"YES, SO?!"
"HE LOOKED LIKE A FUCKING DUCK, THAT IS NOT MAJESTIC."
"I've missed you."
"Missed ya too bro."
"What the fuck just happened?"
No idea Natt...no idea.
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How NOT To Be a Student!
HumorA fake anime that takes the mick out of anime tropes. No trope is safe. Be warned. This is for humour purposes only, I hope I don't somehow affect someone in some way...and I DON'T own any images, unless I draw them. Beware: Strong language, a lot o...
