APARTMENT| Sanders sides x reader

Chapter Five: stage plays and ice cream at the park

it was 30 minuets until romans show.

you decided to get ready now and get there early.

you wore-

[can I just say that that girls porprtions. WOOSH. MY BI IS SHOWING. daYUM]

you headed out the door like that and made your way to the theater.

you got inside and made your way to the seat your ticket said.

awww that nerd got you a front row seat. 

you sat down and it started.

it was fucking awesome.

you waited for roman outside. he came out [lol] and leaned on the wall next to you.

"soooo what did you think?" he asked

"it was fucking awesome!" you said fist bumped roman and he shouted "YES!".

you both walked home and along the way you saw and icecream truck.

"oh oh oh! look!" you pointed to it and roman responded "say no more" and you both ran there.

he got strawberry and you got F/IC/F .[favorite ice cream flavor]

you both sat in the nearby park. it was really cool considering it was dark out.

you sat on the swings and decided to play truth or dare.

"ok Y/N...truther or a dare?" roman asked

"truth princey!" you said [pussy]

"ok ok ok...how would you beat thanos?" he asked

you snorted "uh alright...ide use antmans suit to get up that grape ass and then get big" you said bluntly

"Y/N OH MY GOD!" roman shrieked

"SHUT UP!" somone screamed.

you and roman just laughed it off.

"aight pretty boy...trauth or dahare" you said dramatically "see that's you!" you say.

he rolls his eyes "har har. dare" he was gonna be bold.

you got a wicked smile on your face.

"I dare you...to ...LICK the bottom of you swing. underside" you dared him.

"ew gross no" he said

"ya have to! if the darey doesn't do the dare made by the darer they will be subjected to the darers dare rage" you explained 

"wot?" roman was confused

"you can lick the swing willingly...or I can physically force your moth onto the swing" you say simply.

"ok fine" he said before getting on his knees [lol] and licking [lol] the bottom of the swing.

he jerked away  "oh god" he grimaced.

you just laughed. then roman got a message on his phone and so did you.

"shit its 3 AM!" you both said. apparently you had lost track of time and patton was losing it.

you both FUCKIN BOLTED home.

when you got there it was like that scene in incredibles when helen catches bob coming home late.

you both snickered when out of site and went to your rooms.

you began texting and this was the conversation.

prince - holy shit

lil girl- I know! pat was so mad!

lil girl has changed princes name to swing licker

swing licker- you bitch

lil girl- lol

swing licker has changed lil girls name to thanos's doom

thanos's doom- jokes on you hot shot I like this name

swing licker- I will come over there

thanos's doom- no u wont

that's when you heard footsteps coming towards you

"fuck"