APARTMENT| Sanders sides x reader

Chapter thirty four: what is this? DEMOCRACY

you had your wisdom teeth removed and I thought you would wanna see what you said.

"you did drugs without me? what is this! democracy!"

"welcome to my home. that's where I shit!"

"that's where I pray to god. sometimes he answers."

"my limbs are spaget"

"THIS IS HOW MAFIA WORKS"

"NICKLBACK SOUNDS LIKE A DIEING ALPACA"

"so it would seem-BABABABABABBABABABABADADADA"

"the safe word is pinapple juice"

"gabe from percy Jackson looks like danny DeVito"

"he's suspiciously doing nothing"

"im gonna hit ya harder than puberty"

"VACCINATION"

you sang the Russian national anthem

"infinity autistic stones"

"slapped the berry white out of his vocal chords"

"slap the soul out of her"

"fucking UwU"

"rrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

"REE OFF ME AND YOU!"

you dabbed 69 times

"playin Minecraft VR"

"first person to kill a horse gets 20 bucks"

"flossing to bille elish"

"PETA SAID WHAT ABOUT STEVE IRWIN!"