Me: Purple Cherry here! Welcome back everybody to my show TRUTH or DARE!
Jay: I actually hoped that you would cancel this idea!
Me: Nope! We got couple of requests!
Kai: From who?
Me: The first one is from DaWaeKnower and it's a truth for Turner!
Turner: What is it?
Me: What's the most embarrassing that have happened to you while you are running?
Turner: Can I skip this?
Everyone except Turner: NO!
Turner: Fine! One time when I was running I slipped over an half melted ice cream, got it all over my clothes while a group of kids AND their parents were watching!
Kai: *Laughing his butt off* You slipped on ice cream?
Turner: Shut up you ******* *****!
Zane: LANGUAGE!
Me: The next request is from Ninja_Puppet
Cole: What is it?
Me: Neuro haft to kiss Kai in front of everyone!
Kai: ****!
Zane: KAI THERE ARE KIDS THAT COULD BE WATCHING!
Skylor: Do you want to die?
Me: Can someone please tie her up?
Bolobo: I got this. *ties her up with vines*
Neuro: This feels very wrong...
Kai: I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!
Me: Too bad! *pushes Neuro into Kai so their lips meet*
Jay: *takes picture with his phone* I'm posting this just so you know...
Kai: YOU ******* SON OF A ***** NO GOD! *tries to punch me*
Me: *snaps finger and Kai freezes* Nice try!
Kai: WHAT THE **** I CAN'T MOVE!
Skylor: LET GO OF ME BEFORE I KICK ALL YOUR ******* *****!
Zane: PLEASE STOP SWEARING FOR GODS SAKE!
Camille: I don't believe in god...
Zane: THEN GET INTO CHURCH
Me:...
Jay: I think you broke him...
Neuro: *blushing* Can we pretend like that never happened?
Skylor: I can forget that... AFTER I KICKED YOUR ***!
Me: Bolobo... I think you need to hold her until she calmed down...
Ash: Anymore torturing?
Me: No! *turns to the audience* If you want more then remember to comment what you want your favourite character to do!
Nya: It would be helpful if you didn't comment at a-
Me: BYYYEEEE!
Bolobo: *Releases Skylor who immediately runs after Neuro* I'm gonna pray for him...
Kai: YOU FORGOT TO UNFREEZE ME!
Everyone except Kai: SHUT UP!
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Ninjago TRUTH or DARE
HumorThe title says it all! All character on the cover will be in it and some more! Please ignore all the swearing if Zane didn't bleep them as I told him to! I'm the host Purple cherry and let the show begin!
