Me: Who wants to watch movies?
Cole: NOOOOOOOOO!
Sam: Cole... She didn't say horror movies!
Me: DaWaeKnower dares all of you to watch ALL Harry Potter movies! (or Queer eye but I don't know what that is)
Sam: And then we'll read all the books!
Shade: Are the babies supposed to watch too?
Sam: Yes!
Zane: But some of the scenes are very inappropriate for them!
Nicolas: First my daughter swears... and now she fave to watch inappropriate movies?
Nola: Can't be that bad right?
Me: *turns on the first movie* This is going to take a while...
*after watching ALL the movies*
Baby Neuro: *crying* Why dwid twe owl have two dwie?
Baby Ash: *waves his hands around* lwuminwos!
Sam: *snaps finger to turn on a lamp* Don't ruin the child's imagination!
Baby Ash: Iwt workwed!
Me: Time to read books!
Sam: How will Jacob do it?
Me: You'll read to the babies... I'll read to Jacob!
Sam: Good!
*time skippy*
Me: Wow... all the babies are asleep!
Sam: THEY'RE SO CUUUUUTEEEEE!
Me: Lloyd!
Lloyd: FINALLY!
Sam: A dare from Ninja_Puppet! Steal Sensei Wu's teapot and make it look like Jay stole it!
Me: *hands him a wand* I'll teleport you to the monastery and once you have the teapot, hit yourself with it and you'll be back!
Lloyd: Okay...
Me: *snaps finger to teleport him* Fudge! I forgot about the other dare!
Sam: I'll send it to him!
Kai: What is it?
Sam: Mashirao-Ojiro wants someone to steal Jay's old teddy bear and give it to one of the babies!
Jay: WHAT?
Me: Yep!
Jay: *starts tearing up* NOOO! NOT MISTER CUDLYWHUMP!
Sam: *grabs a baseball bat that just appeared and hits his head with it*
Jay: *faints*
Nya: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM?
Me: He's just fainted...
*Lloyd appears with the teapot and the teddy bear*
Lloyd: Time to torture Jay... *places the teapot next to him and lays the teddy bear next to Neuro*
Nola: Good that you gave him the teddy bear...
Nicolas: Yeah... Neila stole his bee yesterday and she refuses to tell us where it is! He's been so upset!
Sam: *snaps finger to make Wu appear*
Wu: Students! Who took my teapot?
Lloyd: Jay!
Jay: *wakes up* What?
Wu: *hits his head with his staff*
Jay: Ow! Ow! Ow! What-ow! did-Ow! I-OW!
Wu: You know my teapot is very important!
Jay: What? I would never steal your teapot!
Sam: *ignores that Wu beats up Jay with his staff* Remember to comment what you want your favorite character to do and
Me: We'll see you soon you sweet cherries!
YOU ARE READING
Ninjago TRUTH or DARE
HumorThe title says it all! All character on the cover will be in it and some more! Please ignore all the swearing if Zane didn't bleep them as I told him to! I'm the host Purple cherry and let the show begin!
