Me: Hello everyone and welcome back to
Sam: our show TRUTH or DARE!
Me: And DaWaeKnower says you can't swear for ten chapters again!
Jay: Pfff! Or what?
Sam: She said she would be more creative this time...
Kai: I'm gonna swear my ******* butt of so I get it out of me until the next episodes!
Zane: Why...
Baby Shade: Ywou are all stwupid!
Ash: Did that baby just call me stupid?
Baby Shade: Wes! ewerwyone excwept Pwale is stwupid!
Pale: I can't believeI'm not allowed to hold him!
Sam: Anyway, Ninja_Puppet has a truth for ALL of you!
Me: Except Shade cause I don't think he can answer this...
Sam: Right... What are you guys biggest pet peeves?
Neuro: What?
Me: Pet peeves is something annoying-
Neuro: I know what pet peeves is!
Sam: So say!
Jacob: When people just REFUSE to realize that they can't play an instrument and instead kills the ears of the people around them!
Neuro: When people throw away books that they read instead of giving or selling the books to someone that wants to read them!
Turner: When I have to wait hours cause some people decides to be late! *glares at Jay*
Jay: For the last time! I Forgot!
Turner: YOU. PICKED. THE. *******. MOVIE!
Nya: Was that why you ran off yesterday?
Jay: Eh...
Turner. WAS HE WITH YOU?
Nya: Yes! He bought me chocolate!
Turner: JAAYY!
Me: Just let the rest speak before you kill him...
Tox: When people kill innocent insects... especially bees and spiders! We NEED them!
Zane: Spiders doesn't count as incests!
Tox: That's NO excuse for KILLING them!
Kai: I HATE when you're at the beach, and people just ******* PICK you up without your approval and throws you in the sea! And most people laugh about it! How can, beTHROWN in the ******* sea be funny?
Nya: I think it's funny... My biggest pet peeve is when people play what I like to call 'crush the waterbottle' It's a BIG ******* waste of water!
Me: Sounds like something the boys at my school would do... they also play monkey in the middle... WITH THEIR ******* PHONES!
Zane: WILL EVERYONE PLEASE STOP SWEARING!
Sam: I think we know Zane's pet peeve...
Nya: yep...
Sam: Cole! What's your biggest pet peeve?
Cole: When people take a slice from MY cake without my permission!
Kai: #Clake!
Me: Defenently!
Gravis: My pet peeve is when people are being too stubborn or their own good!
Camille: Same!
Ash: I hate when people set things on fire does to see what happens!
Karlof: Staining water on metal! It rusts!
Bolobo: People forgetting to take care of their plants! Plants have lives too!
Jay: People disturbing you when you're playing videogames!
Lloyd: When you can't go to town without having a bunch of fangirls running after you!
Pale: People asking me questions about how I look!
Skylor: People taking hours to tell me their order! Running a restaurant is VERY stressful!
Sam: Well that was VERY interesting!
Me: Definitely! And it's time to end the episode!
Sam: Remember to comment what you want your favorite character to do and
Me: We'll see you soon you sweet cherries!
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Ninjago TRUTH or DARE
HumorThe title says it all! All character on the cover will be in it and some more! Please ignore all the swearing if Zane didn't bleep them as I told him to! I'm the host Purple cherry and let the show begin!