Me: I HATE EVERYTHING!
Sam: ME AND CHERRY WON'T BE ABLE TO TALK FOR SO LONG SO WE'LL JUST PAST NOTES!
Shade: Okay Majl2005 here's the thing! My back is something private that I don't want to show!
Me: SHUT UP YOU HAVE TOO!
Shade: *groans* OKAY OKAY! *takes off his shirt and shows a big purple dragon tattoo on his back*
Turner: ... WHY DIDN'T YOU SHOW IT AT THE TOURNAMENT?
Shade: ONE! I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WOULD MISTAKE IT FOR BEING A SNAKE AND TWO, IT'S STUPID I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHY I GOT IT!
Nya: Why are you so mad?
Shade: BECAUSE PALE BROKE UP WITH ME YESTERDAY FOR NO REASON AT ALL!
Neuro: *hugs Shade and cries* IT'S OKAY I KNOW HOW IT FEELS! I'LL DATE YOU!
Turner: NEURO?
Neuro: Y-You broke up with me! *sniffles* I'll never date you again!
Turner: *looks at us*
Sam: *tries not to scream and wonders if she ever will feel her chest after this*
Me: *feels the same way*
Ash: Okay time for all of us... EXCEPT the ninjas AND Neuro to reveal our biggest fear!
Karlof: Spiders... *shudders* Karlof don't like spiders!
Bolobo: I'm afraid of insect spray... don't judge me!
Jacob: I'm scared of people who can crush glass with their voices!
Shade: I'm scared of... Hmmm...
Turner: You don't know what you're afraid of? I'm afraid of history! IT'S SO BORING!
Ash: I'm scared of cheese!
Everyone else: WHAT?
Ash: WHO MADE THOSE HOLES? ALIENS?
Gravis: I'm scared of water! Cause my powers don't really work in water!
Kai: Can you swim?
Gravis: Yes!
Camille: I'm scared of jelly!
Everyone else: ???
Camille: IT'S SO WOBBLY AND WEIRD!
Tox: I'm scared of my mom!
Everyone else: Why?
Tox: SHE PUTS CANDY ON PIZZA IN THE OWEN!
Skylor: I'm scared of staffs after the things that happened with my dad!
Shade: Yeah! I'M scared of staffs!
Pale: I'm scared of darkness! *thinks about the time he met "slender man"* *shudders*
Shade: Okay! Me and Ash- maskarraide why?
Ash: *looks at the note* WHY?
*Shade and Ash gets teleported*
Shade: Okay, since we're stuck here I guess I'll tell you a secret! ... Me and Pale aren't breaking up!
Ash: Really?
Shade: ... It was a stupid dare to see if Neuro would start dating me if Turner broke up with him!
Ash: Wooooooow! Oh well, I broke up with my ex because she was too short!
Shade: WHAT?
Ash: SHE WAS ALMOST SMALLER THAN JACOB!
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Ninjago TRUTH or DARE
HumorThe title says it all! All character on the cover will be in it and some more! Please ignore all the swearing if Zane didn't bleep them as I told him to! I'm the host Purple cherry and let the show begin!
