Me: What a coincident!
Sam: This is just weird!
Turner: *hick* what?
Me: Well... In case you haven't noticed... you're drunk! And you'll be like this for... two or three chapters.... including this one... don't remember exact... I'll check later!
Nya: Where Kai?
Sam: In an iron maiden...
All the ninjas: WHAT?
Me: dadumbass again...
Sam: Before we check this oneshot out! Let's answer a truth from Ninja_Puppet to all of you, what's the worst request from anyone?
Jay: DaWaeKnower I still scar!
Me: He sounds worse than Karlof!
Karlof: HEY!
Neuro: Baby... Hated it!
Neila, Shade and Ash: Same!
Cole: Cake! No cake!
Tox: ...
Chamille: ...
Bolobo: ...
Lloyd: ....
Jacob: ....
Gravis: ...
Me: Okay......
Sam: Anyways... DaWaeKnower wants Tox and Chamille to kiss!
Tox: Come here purple baby... *kisses Chamille*
Me: How is alcohol legal?
Sam: They're cute but...
Me: Anyways... Saki-ku-hana has Andre for you but I'm gonna save it so it's more fun!
Sam: The oneshots starting!!!!
Tox nr2: Honestly Shade! Is this a good idea?
Shade nr2: Tox! We've been dating! I know what's best for you!
Tox nr2: Was that what you were thinking when you told me we were breaking up?
Shade nr2: Just leave the card on her mailbox and see if she comes!
Tox nr2: and if she DON'T comes?
Shade nr2: Then at least you tried! Cmon! Do you think me and Ash got together so easily?
Tox nr2: YES!
Shade nr2: JUST. LEAVE. THE. FREAKING CARD!
Tox nr2: But What if-
Shade nr2: CMOOOOON!
Chamille: Hello There ya sexy thing! *walks up to the other Tox*
Tox nr2: What the ****?
Shade nr2: Uhm... what's happening?
Chamille: *singing* walk me home in the day of mioht!
Tox nr2: Chamille! Have you been drinking?
Chamille: *singing* Toay I do fe lioing anything!
Shade nr2: I swear she's high!
Tox nr2: SHUSH!
Chamille nr2: *walks out* What the hell is going on?
Me: Okay, we're exposed... AGAIN!
Sam: We're from another universe!
Me: Lucky the teleporter have a limited batter-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
YOU ARE READING
Ninjago TRUTH or DARE
HumorThe title says it all! All character on the cover will be in it and some more! Please ignore all the swearing if Zane didn't bleep them as I told him to! I'm the host Purple cherry and let the show begin!
