Me: Hello everybody and welcome back to my show TRUTH or DARE!
Jay: Why is Kai not exploding?
Nya: Cause he's looked up in the basement!
Me: Today we have another guest!
Zane: Who?
Me: Her name is Saki-ku-hana but I'm just gonna call her Saki.
Turner: Let me guess... another request?
Saki: Yep. I'm gonna hug all the ninjas except Kai cause... you know!
Nya: That's fine with me! *hugs her*
Jay: She's a girl so I guess I don't need to be jealous... *hugs her*
Saki: Don't worry! I won't steal her!
Cole: Well, you're dead if you touch my cake! *hugs her*
Saki: I know! *hugs Lloyd*
Zane: As long as you don't swear in the show, I'm fine! *hugs her*
Me: Now that that's done... Could you help me with the request?
Saki: Sure, here we go... Why do I have a feeling that this is going to end with an injury?
Me: What? *reads request* I can't promise you it won't!
Ash: What?
Me: It's from SammyJSMarksoles, Shade has to go out with Pale.
Shade: WHAT?
Pale: YEEEES!
Saki: Turner is doing the same with Neuro.
Turner: NOOOO!
Me: And Gravis is doing the same with Jacob!
Gravis: And what if we say no?
Me: Karlof will slap, punch and kick you with his powers, and then you'll have a date a the hospital!
Karlof: Karlof did not agree to do this!
Turner: I'd like to see you try! Cause I'm NOT DOING THIS!
Me: Sorry Karlof, a dare is a dare!
Karlof: Karlof is very sorry for doing this! *slaps him 'gently' then punches his belly and kicks his leg as hard as he can.
Turner: OOOOOOWWWW! MY ******* LEG! I THINK YOU BROKE IT! *falls to the floor*
Shade: That's how I felt when Skylor beat me up... and she didn't even break it!
Karlof: Karlof is very sorry!
Me: Don't worry Karlof! *shots a grin at the others* cause after seeing this you won't refuse right?
Everyone: *shakes their head*
Me: Good! Now I'll teleport Neuro and Turner to the hospital and the rest to random restaurants and cafes. *snaps finger to make them disappear*
Camille: So... what are we gonna do?
Saki: I think we can watch them from here...
Ash: How do you think Turner feels after the beat up?
Me: I saw that Karlof just left a mark on his check, don't know how the punch ended... but his leg seemed pretty bad!
Jay: Now he'll know how it feels to be a net-foot!
YOU ARE READING
Ninjago TRUTH or DARE
HumorThe title says it all! All character on the cover will be in it and some more! Please ignore all the swearing if Zane didn't bleep them as I told him to! I'm the host Purple cherry and let the show begin!
