Ninjago TRUTH or DARE

Suffer!

Me: Hello everyone and welcome back to

Sam: our show TRUTH or DARE!

Me: And if you look at the picture above- meh! You can read yourself!

Jay: I'm gonna puke just by reading this!

Sam: Anyway... even if this is the first of then chapters where you aren't supposed to swear... DaWaeKnower wants to punish those of you who swore last time!

Turner: Just over with it!

Me: Sure! Kai! Swim in the ocean, surrounded by sharks... for THREE hours!

Kai: WHAT? NO! I CAN'T SWIM!

Skylor: He'll die!

Sam: His wrist is healed so he'll be able to move around properly! And if he dies or loses a body part... we can easily revive him or make the body parts grow back!

Me: And Turner have to stay in an empty dark closet, without any amusement for the same time!

Turner: WHAT? NO! I NEED TO P-

Sam: *snaps finger to teleport him and Kai*  What was he gonna say?

Baby Shade: Pwee!

Neuro: Shade, you peed five minutes ago!

Ash: Neuro, I think he means that Turner was going to say pee...

Baby Shade: Wes!

Pale: Fu-dge!

Ash: We don't have candy Pale!

Pale: I'm saying that so I don't get killed!

Ash: What?

Me: We'll explain later... Nya! Jump from a hundred feet tall building!

Jay and Nya: WHAT?

Sam: I'm happy that Kai isn't here...

Jay: NO! NOT MY WATERLILY! PICK ME INSTEAD!

Me: eh... I think you have to swear for that...

Jay: You are a ******* *****! Can I jump now?

Sam: You can jump together!

Me: But... you might have to jump AND then DaWaeKnower will do something more with you...

Jay: Deal!

Nya: What? I did not agree for y-

Me: *snaps finger to teleport them* So... Watch a comedy?

Sam: Sure!

Skylor: HOW CAN YOU TWO WATCH A COMEDY? MY BOYFRIEND IS PROBABLY BEING EATING BY SHARKS OR DROWNING RIGHT NOW WHILE MY SISTER-IN-LAW AND HER BOYFRIEND ARE FALLING TO THEIR DEATH!

Me: Calm down! They won't die!

Sam: *phone rings* Hello? ... Yes! ... mmm? ...Okay, that's good! *hangs up*

Tox: What was that all about?

Sam: THAT was the hospital!

Me: So what did they say?

Sam: Well, Jay is suffering from a serious concussion, a severely fractured arm and he hurt his spine...

Me: And Nya?

Sam: A severely sprained wrist, a normal concussion, and a few broken ribs... Oh, and Jay has a big wound on his forehead also!

Cole: I guess Jay took the hardest blow when they landed...

Me: We'll get them back next chapter!

Sam: Wonder what DaWaeKnower wants to do with Jay...

Me: We'll see!

*two hours and ten minutes later*

Me: Okay! Let's bring Turner and Kai back! *snaps finger*

Turner: Thank god! *runs into the bathroom*

Ash: How did he hold it for that long?

Skylor: KAI! OMG! ARE YOU ALIVE?

Sam: *in mind* Thank good Shade can't see this!

Neuro: I'm the one holding him so I guess I shouldn't look...

Gravis: Shouldn't you... "pop" back his leg and arm?

Zane: GRAVIS! THERE'S A BABY HERE!

Baby Shade: What? What iws hwappenwing?

Neuro: *covers his eyes* Don't look, baby! Don't look!

Baby Shade: I awm one ywear oldwer twan ywou!

Me: Not now! *snaps finger to "repair" Kai's body so he's not missing any parts* I'm not fixing his wounds so can someone help me stitch them up and bandage them?

Skylor: I'll do it! Just hold on baby!

Sam: Shade is the baby here right now!

Baby Shade: Stwop! *pulls Neuro hand away so he sees kai* W-wha... *starts crying* He's scawy!

Neuro: Shade! Did you look?

Baby Shade: *crying in his chest* I'm so sowwy! He's a zwombie! He'll eawt mwe!

Ash: Heh... who knew he could get this scared?

Zane: He's a baby so his mindset isn't the same!

Neuro: Shh! Shh! It's okay! He won't eat you! He's not a zombie!

Baby Shade: *crying* He's stwill scawy!

Tox: What makes him think that Kai's a zombie?

Sam: Hmm... He's covered in blood, there are wounds all over him and he's getting stitches...

Tox: Okay, I see the similarities!

Sam: Remember to comment what you want your favorite character to do and sorry if this episode was a bit dark...

Me: *tending to Kai's wounds* We'll see you soon you sweet cherries!