Me: Purple Cherry here and welcome back to my show TRUTH or DARE!
Shade: For how long do we have to do this?
Me: Until I say so and why do you have crutches?
Skylor: Ehhh, that's on me...
Me: What?
Shade: She beat me up yesterday for kissing her boyfriend and now my leg is pretty screwed.
Skylor: Hey! I didn't break it!
Neuro: I'm glad she spared me when I kissed Kai!
Me: Speaking of which... Kai and Lloyd KISS!
Lloyd: WHAT?
Me: Well, all of the readers wanted me to continue the dare from last chapter so KISS!
Lloyd: I'm dead! *kisses Kai*
Skylor: *growling* I know you and Kai are close so I will spare you... FOR NOW!
Me: PLASMA!
Ash: What?
Me: Kai and Jay!
Jay: NONONONO PLEASE!!!
Nya: I don't know if I'm angry or not...
Skylor: It feels weird like, isn't Kai Jays brother-in-law?
Nya: ****! You're right!
Zane: NYA! YOU TOO?
Jay: I feel even worse!
Kai: Imagine how I feel!
Ash: JUST KISS ALREADY!
Kai: *Awkwardly kisses Jay and starts gagging* That... was... TERRIBLE!
Jay: You know, you're kiss isn't that different from Nya's...
Kai: OMFG JAY SHUT YOUR BIG ******* MOTH!
Zane: Why do I even bother...
Me: LAVA!
Cole: ****! No! ******* No! I'm out!
Me: *snaps finger to make a cake appear in my hands* Cole! Look what I have!
Cole: MY LOVE!
Ash:... I'm not even gonna ask...
Me: You can have it if you kiss Kai!
Cole: ILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU SWEET CHOCOLATE! *kisses Kai before snatching the cake out of my hands*
Me: THINKFAST!
Ash: What are you gonna throw?
Me: NO! IT'S A SHIP!
Gravis: Do I wanna know?
Me: TURNER AND NEURO!
Neuro: I thought I was done with the kissing!
Me: I think this is the last one... for you! NOW KISS!
Neuro: *kisses Turner* Never... again!
Me: We'll see about that! FLASHTHUNDER!
Jay: Now what?
Me: JAY AND TURNER!
Turner: **** this **** I'm out! *runs away*
Me: *snaps finger to bring him back* oh no you don't!
Turner: I HATE YOU! *kisses Jay* THAT WAS EVEN WORSE THAN NEURO!
Neuro: Are you saying that I'm a bad kisser?
Turner: I don't know!
Me: ASHES!
Ash: I guess I'm in it... who's the one that haft to kiss me?
Me: KAI!
Kai: You ******* *****!
Zane: KAI!
Skylor: I won't allow it! *kisses Kai* He's been through so much lately!
Me: A dare is a dare Skylor! *snaps finger to make Ash and Kai kiss.*
*five minuets later*
Ash: Couldn't you have been a bit nicer to me?
Shade: Hey! You don't need crutches to walk!
Skylor: I actually felt like breaking your arm but I just bruised you instead.
Ash: Yeah, I felt that!
Me: BRUISES!
Ash: I know I have bruises!
Me: NO THE SHIP!
Jay: I'M NOT KISSING HIM!
Cole: NOT EVEN CAKE CAN MAKE ME KISS HIM!
Me: *snaps finger to make them kiss (cause I'm lazy AF)* There!
Cole: *pukes over Jay*
Jay: ****! ****! I hate you!
Me: FASTSHADOW!
Shade: OVER MY DEAD BODY!
Turner: SAME!
Me: I DON'T CARE! *pushes them together so they both falls in the ground and kiss*
Shade: *in pain* OW! GET THE **** AWAY FROM ME! YOU'RE SITTING ON MY LEG!
Turner: *gets up* Well that was awful!
Me: RESONATEDGRAVITY! (Sorry if I spelled it wrong)
Gravis: Who's with me?
Me: Jacob!
Gravis: TO EVERYONE THAT'S WATCHING! HE'S MY FRIEND! NOT BOYFRIEND! *kisses him*
Me: We'll see about that!
Jacob: I heard that!
Me: I just have two requests that I have to obey! One dare left for Shade!
Shade: If it's about kissing someone I swear I'll-
Me: SammyJSMarksoles wants you to hide in a shadow in Ninjago and scare anyone who passes by! *snaps finger to teleport him to an ally*
Shade: I don't have choice right? *limps into a shadow*
*Mailman walks by*
Shade: *Reappears and jumps out of the shadow* OW!
Mailman: AHHHH!
Me: *snaps finger to bring him back* Well, you scared him! Now for the other request!
Zane: Who's it from?
Me: Ninja_Puppet! Neuro have to tell us if he has a crush, and if he has... then who?
Neuro: Do I have another choice?
Everyone except Neuro: NOPE!
Neuro: After Turner kisses me... I think I fell in love with him...
Turner: CRAP!
Me: ohhh! More drama! Remember to comment what you want your favourite character to do and I'll see you soon sweet cherries!
Shade: My leg still hurts!
Me: I'll make sure it's healed until next time!
YOU ARE READING
Ninjago TRUTH or DARE
HumorThe title says it all! All character on the cover will be in it and some more! Please ignore all the swearing if Zane didn't bleep them as I told him to! I'm the host Purple cherry and let the show begin!
