Percy and the Avengers

12. Truth or dare: The beginning

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   "Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I will be trying different hair products with my fellow friend here, Percy." Peter gestured to Percy who was beside him.

   "Let's begin," Peter said.

   "If this doesn't work, I'm not doing the vlog," Percy reminded.

Peter sprayed a hair product in his mouth.

   "Well, right of the bat, I can tell you that this isn't very good," Peter said, shaking his head.

   "What the fuck," Tony, who was watching from a far distance, muttered.

   "What are those kids doing?" Thor asked.

   "We've been watching Peter open a hair product for fifteen minutes now," Bruce said.

   "This is very amusing," Loki mumbled.

   "No, this is fucking insane!" Tony yelled. "That's it kiddos, we're going to do something else." Tony grabbed both Peter and Percy and stormed away.

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   Percy was at the kitchen, making one of his favourite foods. Blue pancakes. As he finished, he brought the plate to the table and sat with the rest of the Avengers.

   Tony frowned. "Blue pancakes? What kind of drug is this kid on?"

   Percy chuckled, then stared directly at Tony. With a completely straight face, he said, "a lot."

Peter burst out laughing while Percy went back to eating his blue pancakes. Tony just stared at him, not sure whether if he's serious or kidding.

   "He isn't actually on drugs, is he?" Tony whispered to Bruce.

   "I'm pretty sure he isn't," Bruce said. "Now let me eat."

   "Mortals!" Thor boomed.

   "We are right here, you do not have to scream," Loki reminded.

   Thor ignored him. "I am bored. Let us play one of your mortal games."

   "Ohhhh! Let's play truth or dare!" Peter suggested.

   Percy fist bumped him. "Aye bro."

   "What the fuck is going on," Tony mumbled.

   "Truth or dare it is!" Thor said, then paused. "What is truth or dare? Not that I did not know. I know. I just need clarification."

   Peter laughed. "We'll explain later."

   "Once we finish eating, that is," Steve quickly said.

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     "Percy Parker! Fuck no, Peter Jackson. Shitfuck Perter Parkson get over here now!" Tony yelled.

The boys came over, laughing their asses off. Many Avengers were laughing as well. 

   "Tony, what the fuc—"

   "There are kids here, Clint!" Steve yelled.

   "Yeah, what the fuck Clint," Tony said.

   "You know we aren't kids righ—"

   "Peter, Percy, you're sixteen. I'm fifty. We are not going to have this conversation ever again."

   "Right..." Percy muttered. "Truth or dare?"

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This will be my last update before I leave on a trip. I'm sorry it's very short but I'm kinda out of ideas, so please comment some! I really need it.

While on my trip, I barely would have any internet, so I won't be able to update (rip me)

But I will make lots of drafts meanwhile and once I get the internet, I will post them!

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