Forki One-Shots

Luke Smallbone's Sins

by Joel Smallbone

Not only are they small in number, they are also petty.

1. Age 5- Broke vase and blamed it on innocent brother Joel (told his first lie, so proud).

2. Age 18- Stole $12 from (rather rich) sister Rebecca to buy present for girlfriend Courtney.

3. Age 23- Lied to said girlfriend (at that point wife) that he was cheering sad brother up, when in reality was buying her a puppy.

4. Age 30- Accidentally cussed in front of kids. (First swear words-so proud. Also, IN FRONT OF THE KIDS!!! 😆)

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