Forki One-Shots

Names

"So,um, hi,"I said awkwardly. 

"Oh my gosh!"one of the girls exclaimed."You're Joel Smallbone!" 

"Um, yeah." 

"Can I have your autograph?" 

"Oh,uh,okay."

I scribbled my signature onto the paper she gave me, even though I wasn't a big deal. I'm just Rebecca St. James's brother. (This is pre-fkac.) 

"So, you're here for the lunch?" 

"Yup." 

"Great. I just need to check your names and give you your badges first." 

The girls nodded, and I grabbed the list and badges out of the bag. Skimming over the list, I inwardly groaned. 

"I suck at names,"I warned,"so bear with me?" 

"Okay…?"another girl said. 

"Asbestos?" 

Giggling. A short Asian girl took her badge, grinning. Let's do this then,she mouthed. 

"Marijuana?"

Laughter. Tall Hispanic with a deep red smirk. 

"Coronary?" 

Real short white girl. Not much of a smile, so hard to please. 

"Oh shit-I mean, shoot." 

"It's me, isn't it?"said the final girl. 

I nodded. "Sikatreen? Or the sound a mountain lion makes when mauling a person."

"Yup. It's Ckatcryrn (Katharine)." 

"My bad." 

"Don't worry. It's the best pronunciation mishap ever."

"Easy for you to say,"Marijuana muttered."I got a freaking drug."

"I'm sorry,"I apologized."Marinara." 

Mari whacked me. 

"Ow!" I complained, rubbing my arm."Let's go before druggy over here kills me."

More whacking. Oh well. I got the last laugh. I married her. 

Original Names 

Asbestos-Abigail

Marijuana/Marinara-Moriah (Peters Smallbone 😊) 

Coronary-Courtney (Helm Smallbone 😊) 

Sikatreen-Ckatcryrn ("Katharine") 

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Tbh, I have no idea what I just wrote.