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Justin 😛

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Justin 😛

Justin:
ur really back?
like really really??

You:
yes really really
but I really have an important question to ask u

Justin:
and that is...?

You:
if we can drink a drink, can we food a food?

Justin:
...

You:
how about this one
if u punch urself and it hurts, does that make u weak or strong?

Justin:
...
-_-
honestly I'm stumped
I never went to class in high school and barely graduated, I don't think I'm the right person to ask such a high level of thinking kind of question

You:
😂 I'm just joking

Justin:
😑

You:
since u barely attended class,, let me teach u some things about the English language u probably never knew

Justin:
enlighten me, ms. smarty-pants

You:
never is a contraction of "not ever"
blush is a contraction of "blood rush"
studying is a contraction of "student dying"
and lastly, MATH stands for Mental Abuse To Humans

Justin:
can I ask what school you attend?

You:
Walkerville Elementary School
our school bus is the best thing about it
people even say it's magical

Justin:
fancy
but I feel like you're too smart to be in elementary school

You:
oopsie
I actually skipped grades so now I'm in East High School
we're famous for our musicals
but then they found out I can do magic,,, so I got sent to Hogwarts instead

Justin:
that's quite an adventure

You:
oopsie
that was all supposed to be a secret 🤭

Justin:
it's ok I can keep a secret 🤐

You:
how about..
since I told u my secret
how about u tell me a secret
to be fair ya know
like I don't know..
maybe where you work or what you do for a living?

Justin:
nice try
but that's a miserable fail for u

You:
it was worth a try 😒

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