Have some random shit pt 2 :)

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( Eating McDonalds )

Sammy: You know that song 'Old McDonald has a farm?'

Wally, eating happily: yeah lol.. why?

Sammy: do you.... ever wonder where the farm went?

Wally, no longer happily eating: ......

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Sammy: Can't you just look at things from my perspective?

Norman: * crouches down to Sammy's height*

Sammy: NOT LIKE THAT YOU FUCKEN PRICK!

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Henry: Mr Drew?

Joey: Jesus Henry, you don't have to be So damn formal all the time you know.

Henry: Alright you old bitch.

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Shawn: Hey, are you getting enough sleep?

Grant: Sometimes when I sneeze my eyes close.

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Wally knocking on Norman's booth door: Norman! We need to go! Come out!

Norman: I'm gay!

Wally: Not What I meant but I support you!

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Joey: You're still drinking?!

Grant: I don't drink Mr Drew.

Joey: *reaches under desk and pulls out a bottle of water* THAN WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!

Grant: We need water to live.....

Joey: NOT IN MY GOD DAMN STUDIO!

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Henry: *finds a tape labeled Thomas Connor*

Thomas tape recording: fuck you Joey

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;p

Hehehe. Lmao I don't know anymore.

Double update tho. :D

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