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Shawn: So here's the tea
Joey: For the last time, it's called paperwork!
Sammy: Joey shut up! I wanna hear the tea!
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Shawn: Truth or dare?
Grant: truth
Shawn: how many hours have you slept this week?
Grant: dare
Shawn: I dare you to go to sleep
Grant: I don't like this game
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Wally: birth certificates are just recites for humans.
Sammy, Rushing into the room: how and where can I return myself
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Wally, drunk: why are you wearing glasses?
Norman: there for reading
Wally: I didn't know you could read
Wally: huh
Norman confuses asf: ???????
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Henry: fucking Joey, man
Henry: fucking, fuck him
Henry: gonna fart in his coffee and watch him take a sip
Henry: fucking bitch
Wally: do you need a hug?
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Sammy: I guess I'm to tough to cry
Norman: yesterday you were crying about snakes
Sammy: they don't have any arms!
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Wally: you're always so calm, no matter what happens. How do you do it?
Grant: simple, you just got to make yourself dead inside. Then it doesn't matter what happens. Good... bad... nothing gets through, so nothing bothers you. Simple.
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Shawn: once you've hit rock bottom the only place you can go is up!
Grant: jokes on you. I've brought my pickaxe and I'm ready to dig
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Sammy: I wish someone would write a poem about me
Norman: roses are red... violets are blue... life is short, just like you
Sammy:
Sammy: honestly fuck you
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I asked my mum if a could have cookies and guess what she said..
"No.
Ben ( my little brother ) had a bacon and cheese roll.. go have one of those."
If I wanted a bacon and cheese roll, I wouldn't of asked for coOKIES! 😖🤧
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BATIM Oneshots
FanfictionA bunch of animation studio workers being gay and ridiculous ☺︎︎❣︎ I don't own any of these characters. mostly batim ships, mights be some x readers. I don't own the cover or any of the art/pic I use. All credit goes to the original owners.
