when they're drunk
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let's just say it's
whatever you
make it out to be
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-slurrrrrring everything
-dad jokes x10000
-gets happy when everyone laughs because they're also drunk
-you have to carry him home
-"what did the dog say to the cat?"
-"what?"
-"idk that's why i'm asking you"❦
yoongi
-VERY VERY VERY flirty
-flirts with anything that looks at him
-ends up passing out in the middle of flirting
-"yo namjoon, you looking thick today— *falls to the ground and sleeps*"❦
hobi
-also very flirty
-flirty crackhead sunshine
-pokes your cheeks to no end
-"but your cheeks look so cute! how could i not poke them?"❦
joonie
-clumsy baby boy x1001029739474
-drops a plastic bottle while laughing
-starts crying because he thinks he cut himself
-falls into a wall
-"AHHH I CUT MY HAND! YN HELP PLEASE I- *thump* WHO PUT A WALL HERE?"❦
jimin
-also clumsy baby
-falls down while laughing
-non stop giggling while laying on the floor
-probably hallucinating
-"HAHAHA YN STOP TICKLING ME"
-"jimin im literally not even near you—"❦
tae
-there's so much happening with him
-crying in jungkooks lap because he thinks you left him
-"SHE LEFT ME JUNGKOOK! W-WHAT DID I DO WRONG?"
-"tae tae im—"
-"SHUT IT YN IM CRYING OVER YOU!"
-"but—"
-"HUSH IT!"❦
kook
-clumsy, giggling, flirty, crackhead
-chasing yoongi around
-chasing namjoon around also
-falls into joon
-"AH I HIT NAMJOON! IM SO SORRY! I LOVE YOU PLEASE DONT BE MAD AT ME!"
-"i-i love you too jungkook..."✾
i have missed more school being sick (mentally and physically 😔✊) and might start doing online school... so you already know what that means,
i can finally become a full kpop stan.
(i had too many jokes for this jsjsjsjs)
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