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Hello and welcome to another episode of Midnight Thoughts! I'm your host and we'll be starting off strong with some venting, kinkyness, and cursedness!

- its hard to try and write everyone in character, but not perfect, but not seemingly evil ;-;

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- Tanghoe

- EX is now my favorite hermit with Joe in second

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- does Ren have dog instincts??? like if you threw a stick would he go run and get it??? probably would to be fair, even if he didn't have dog instincts

- headcanon/lore for my hermitcraft: more and more magic seems to be popping up this season. First it was Joe's dream walking, then Mumbo's shadow seeing. Xisuma is working as a detective to find out what or who's responsible

- *yelling something else about an EQUESTRIA GIRLS RAINBOW ROCKS AU*

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- so like i was imagining cute little ConVex plushies and i just-

- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

- April Fools day is a fucking mess

- headcanon: Zed can paint, Impulse can draw, Tango can do pottery

- Valentines Day is the fucking best 💕💕

- would Ren be unable to eat chocolate??? no because his human genetics override that (also as the author i am saying that REN CAN AND WILL STUFF HIS FACE WITH CHOCOLATE)

- The Return of Author...

- just to clear things up, Author isn't actually me. She's an OC based off my minecraft (actually kinda the other way 'round lol).  She's just here to represent me. I'm not that sadistic IRL (maybe)

[2022 EDIT: basically she's an outdated, edgy self-insert lmao]

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- AU where everything's the same except Cub keeps using "hip" and "swank" words and talking and living in memes

- AU where Grian and Mumbo's personalities have switched

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- the girls dress up the guys

- mmmmm chapter 2 should be out by now, but oh right i've gotta edit and revise ;-;

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- Pet World Domination AU: Jellie uses the ConCorp drones to deliver messages to the other pets; sometimes they even ride on the drones

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- Joe in thigh high boots??? like he's just so extra that he casually owns and wears them???

- i'd like to elaborate on creeper anatomy

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- Iskall in high stockings

- Tango in a maid dress. Not because it's sexy, but because he was bet a diamond block

- these thoughts are getting more and more cursed but oh well

- mmmmm custom wings for everyone

- Zed but he's gone full VSCO

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- Python can unhook his jaw

- Doc and Python but as Luigi and Mario respectively

- AU where Mumbo is the Watcher instead of Grian???

- heheheheeheheheheheheheee  a n g s t

yup that concludes todays episode of Midnight Thoughts! Tune in next time for some more slightly cursed words!

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