hi and welcome to; Midnight Thoughts: Cursed Edition. Now you might be saying "isn't Midnight Thoughts already pretty cursed?" and to that I say yes it is! But this is even more cursed than before
- Joe is a living meme
- EX is an accidental meme
- Cub just fortnite dances to get to places
- Cleo is that badass mom no one wants to mess with
- Stress but with the karen haircut
- yo what if Zed worked at starbucks ("Okay so what's your name?" "Grian" "Alright is with k or f, Larry?")
- Cleo sets up all the jokes for Joe ("Golly gee darn, it was nice hanging out with Joe yesterday!" "Don't you mean... j o e m a m a" *everyone in a 400 block radius instantly dies as Joe t-poses*)
- part of me wants to think that the hermits are like a community of friends and they all treat each other like family and just have fun together! And then there's the part of me that thinks everyone on the server is just a walking-talking meme...
- everyone shares one braincell and the majority of conflicts are about someone hogging the braincell or they lost the braincell (the Civil War, Demise, Dragon Bros, etc)
- either everyone has super hearing and can hear each other from goddamn miles away, or everyone wears an earpiece... i choose to disregard the latter
- EX and Joe are the kind of guys to get invited to the girls sleepovers
- EX and Joe are also the kind of guys to paint their nails and absolutely flaunt them
- Xisuma. In fishnet stockings. And short shorts. And crocs. Strutting around. Like a goddamn model *sips tea* change my mind
- AU where Mumbo and Grian swap personalities and everyone's super fucking confused because suddenly Grian's being a spoon and Mumbo's being a gremlin
- AU where everyone is a different utensil/tool (ex: Doc the powerdrill (because he has that di- *gets slapped*)
- [redacted for cringe]
- the hermits discover fanfiction
- [redacted for cringe]
*flosses and default dances and orange justices at the same time somehow then finished with a dab* i don't regret anything
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Fanfictionmainly an idea book for things involving Hermitcraft season 6 ships, smut, angst, all that stuff will be in this book!
